GDT: Game 66: Anaheim @ Winnipeg - Friday, March 15, 7:00pm CT - "Put Down the Duckies If You Want To Play the Saxophone" - TSN3/680 CJOB/Power 97

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RetroWinnipeg

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Lately, we’ve had a couple of games where fans have dressed up as that meme where the Squirtle plays the saxophone, but are prematurely flaunting their cosplay before the Jets had the game under control. And let’s just say, those results weren’t good. Frankly, if anyone wants to dress up as the Pokemon with the brass woodwind at tonight’s game, just remember this:

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You’ve got to put down the Duckies, put down the Duckies
Put down the Duckies, put down the Duckies
Put down the Duckies, yes you’ve got to send those Ducks right home!

You’ve got to put down the Duckies, put down the Duckies
Put down the Duckies, put down the Duckies
Put down the Duckies if you want to play the saxophone!


(And if anyone here is a good lyricist, you can suggest some additional verses to this if you'd like)
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Instead of doing the obvious, here's some outtakes:



Also, if we're talking about memes that would work in a hockey arena jumbotron, how is this not yet a thing?


In any case, hopefully the Jets can get through their flu bug soon and we can have a much more predictable gameday lineup. Let's put down those Duckies so we can play the saxophone!
 

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Thanks @RetroWinnipeg

Candy was funny even in the quietest moments.

Now, ye Jets.. lets be cranking our best strengths, cranking tight gaps, cranking the neutral, cranking the backcheck.

Now is a good game to shake thine viruses, clear out thine duodenums, fill thine gas bladders and prepare to annihilate the ducklings. 2 points lads, snipe, wheel and celly.


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Heavy does this recent game our consciousness flay,
When what we seek is Western Duck to mindbend,
Doth teach Toff and Money that ease and repose to say
"The love is measured via our HF boardbound friends!'
The Bone-ed group that is our nascent D, cycling systems flow,
Soars like a bastard on, to crosscheck, backcheck and send.
Now Jets fans witness little Croissant’s wakening glow
Koal’s game gearing up with speed, clapping pucks a-glee:
The bloody spur of success requires a restart to provide pull
Drink thine Duck Soup and sundry thrusts of fists with pride;
Which heavily Strome answers like an sunsetting bull,
Zegras is less worthy than a bloody puck sniped wide;
For that same groan doth put this in my mind;
These Ducks be-bumble, and kiss our collective behind.
 
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Here's hoping the Jets play more like Squirtle Sax and not Yakety Sax

Or, if they must, may they do so with all the poise and class of Andre friggin' Rieu's orchestra -- a crossover I STILL can't wrap my brain around.


And I thought the crowds at Jets games were reserved! Wake up people, you are witnessing genius!
 
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