GDT: Game #55 Pens will shock the Lightning @ 4PT/5MT/6CT/7ET/8AT/830NT

[Tom Hanks]

Knowing your search history, I'm betting it'll autocorrect to start with an 'F'.

Jason ****er, the stars have aligned

 

[Ragamuffin Gunner]

Looks like Murray is going to start again tonight as Jarry was out skating with presumed scratches Angello and Kahun today...I’m not sure I agree with that decision or understand it...he played against Tampa a few days ago and while he played fine, we still gave up three goals and it was not a special outing...Jarry’s puckhandling with our D so depleted could be critical against a team like Tampa who likes to possess the puck...if we can hold onto the puck more, it will give us a fighting chance...

Very disappointing. I hope the Pens don't need 4+ to win tonight.

 

[cheesedanish87]

Looks like Murray is going to start again tonight as Jarry was out skating with presumed scratches Angello and Kahun today...I’m not sure I agree with that decision or understand it...he played against Tampa a few days ago and while he played fine, we still gave up three goals and it was not a special outing...Jarry’s puckhandling with our D so depleted could be critical against a team like Tampa who likes to possess the puck...if we can hold onto the puck more, it will give us a fighting chance...

We have the worst media here, the local media talked to Sully this morning and they don't even ask him what goalie is starting.

 

[Andy99]

Looking good...and kinda short...

 

[Dipsy Doodle]

Nvm

 

[Flying Dego]

Looking good...and kinda short...

And no business socks? What is this amateur hour. I'm already soured on this acquisition. He clearly is lazy and takes this opportunity for granted.

 

[Ginger Papa]

Metamucil?

And no business socks? What is this amateur hour. I'm already soured on this acquisition. He clearly is lazy and takes this opportunity for granted.

 

[OnMyOwn]

Looking good...and kinda short...

It took that bro a while to figure out who the f*** that was, haha.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

I'll be wearing that mustard yellow sweatshirt.

CC @ColePens

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Very excited to see Zucker with Sid!

Go get the W and move 2 points closer to the Caps!

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

Zucker has the gall to take Eric Fehr's sacred 16. Big shoes to fill, hope it doesn't rattle him and force him to try and live up to impossible expectations.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Zucker has the gall to take Eric Fehr's sacred 16. Big shoes to fill, hope it doesn't rattle him and force him to try and live up to impossible expectations.

Yeah, like winning a Stanley Cup.

 

[RSPens]

We have the worst media here, the local media talked to Sully this morning and they don't even ask him what goalie is starting.

What's the point in asking though? It's not like Sully would actually answer the question.

Media: So Who gets the net tonight?
Sully: Well it is a mild Tuesday afternoon and we have two good goalies.

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

Yeah, like winning a Stanley Cup.

Gotta start with baby steps, you're right.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Gotta start with baby steps, you're right.

Steps:

1. Stanley Cup
2. US Presidency
3. Stanley Cup and Conn Smythe

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Knowing your search history, I'm betting it'll autocorrect to start with an 'F'.

It autocorrects zucker to sucker and I think I must sometimes hit s instead of z? f***er would make more sense. I even have the screenshot of the time google assistant made me angry and I swore at it.

 

[EightyOne]

I'll be wearing that mustard yellow sweatshirt.

CC @ColePens

Not only are you easier to spot on TV, but nacho drips don't matter!

 

[kladorf2005]

It autocorrects zucker to sucker and I think I must sometimes hit s instead of z? ****er would make more sense. I even have the screenshot of the time google assistant made me angry and I swore at it.

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Is there really a place called f***ing, Austria? That can't be real. Can it?

 

[Kristopher Letang]

It took that bro a while to figure out who the **** that was, haha.

Did he say “You’re the new guy?”

 

[Ryder71]

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Zucker up to the top line

See OP for Updated Lineups

That's just terrible.

 

[vikingGoalie]

Murray is starting? I thought this was a meritocracy going forward...

 

[Kristopher Letang]

Not sure who’s winning tonight but Geno is getting his usual Tampa goal.

 

[EightyOne]

Murray is starting? I thought this was a meritocracy going forward...

Resting TJ for playoffs

 

[Andy99]

Murray is starting? I thought this was a meritocracy going forward...

I just guessed because TJ was out with the scratches today...there’s been no announcement yet...

either way, we haven’t scored more than 2 goals against Vasi yet...we have to find a way to do so or play much tighter D like Columbus did last night...

 

[Ms Maggie]

And no business socks? What is this amateur hour. I'm already soured on this acquisition. He clearly is lazy and takes this opportunity for granted.

When you come from Minnesota you think Pittsburgh is the tropics! More likely, knowing men aka my husband, he forgot to pack socks!

Have a good feeling about this game. And I rarely have an optimistic take before games. Let's go Pens!