GDT: Game 46: Sharks @ Coyotes - 7PM - FSAZ+

[SniperHF]

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7:00 PM
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Once again I'm putting about as much effort into this one as Stepan protecting the puck at the blue line. Or is it Goligoski's effort into making clean passes. Or is it OEL's effort at getting shots through. Or is it Domi's effort at scoring on breakaways.

Anywho.

<insert joke about stickiness>

Notes:


Does river hockey mean like playing hockey on a frozen river? Or is it one of Tocchet's....terms...
Never heard that one....

Anyway.

Important Stats:
Regulation Wins: 4
OEL's Scoring: 1 goal in his last 18 games




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[Ebb]

Does river hockey mean like playing hockey on a frozen river? Or is it one of Tocchet's....terms...
Never heard that one....​

Have you ever tried to play hockey on a river? It doesn't quite work and you always sink to the bottom; such is our lot this season...

 

[Muppet]

 

[MIGs Dog]

Once again I'm putting about as much effort into this one as...​

a New Orleans Saints safety making a tackle.​

 

[TheLegend]

They need to all get sticky.... with Mickey!!!!

 

[Summer Rose]

For the first time this season, I will be missing a game involuntarily.

I don't feel disappointed.

 

[Mosby]

They need to all get sticky.... with Mickey!!!!

More like Sticky with Ricky.

 

[Neighborhood Coyote]

Take 2! Re re re reeeemaattcchh! Will the Coyotes give up the first goal again? Will they get a lead and then blow it in the final seconds of the game? WILL they be able to score more than 2 goals again? Tune in to find out!!!

 

[Hogan20]

Take 2! Re re re reeeemaattcchh! Will the Coyotes give up the first goal again? Will they get a lead and then blow it in the final seconds of the game? WILL they be able to score more than 2 goals again? Tune in to find out!!!

Yes, No, No

 

[Neighborhood Coyote]

Yes, No, No

Breaking News: Anonymous leak gives the answers ahead of tonight's game. We all know how it is going to end. Will the Coyotes deny these allegations? Tune in to find out. Seriously, please tune in. We have families to feed for the love of all things good in this world! We have forgotten how bread tastes, please.

*smash cut to RT and Chayka sitting in their offices, nervously sweating.

(haha, I at least laughed at my own jokes. Gotta do something to stay positive eh?!)

 

[Bonsai Tree]

Oh. Them again.

 

[Summer Rose]

Breaking News: Anonymous leak gives the answers ahead of tonight's game. We all know how it is going to end. Will the Coyotes deny these allegations? Tune in to find out. Seriously, please tune in. We have families to feed for the love of all things good in this world! We have forgotten how bread tastes, please.

*smash cut to RT and Chayka sitting in their offices, nervously sweating.

(haha, I at least laughed at my own jokes. Gotta do something to stay positive eh?!)

I wouldn't say it's your own joke, this season is just a joke and we're all laughing at it. @Muppet said it the best in the last GDT:

There is nothing left to do but laugh. There's no point being angry or getting frustrated anymore, because this team is a complete and utter embarrassment in every single way. Just laugh.

 

[Hogan20]

Breaking News: Anonymous leak gives the answers ahead of tonight's game. We all know how it is going to end. Will the Coyotes deny these allegations? Tune in to find out. Seriously, please tune in. We have families to feed for the love of all things good in this world! We have forgotten how bread tastes, please.

*smash cut to RT and Chayka sitting in their offices, nervously sweating.

(haha, I at least laughed at my own jokes. Gotta do something to stay positive eh?!)

This organization has turned me from a glass half-full guy to a glass half-empty guy in the course of about six years. Please, for the love of god, give me SOMETHING tonight.

 

[BigMac1212]

DarksydePhil levels of effort. Nice.

 

[ParisSaintGermain]

Gut feeling is that we are going to win this one decisively. Raanta, OEL, Hammer and Domi bringing the heat.

(disclaimer: I might delete this post after the game)

 

[Murf]

Gut feeling is that we are going to win this one decisively. Raanta, OEL, Hammer and Domi bringing the heat.

(disclaimer: I might delete this post after the game)

It's not crazy to think that could happen. In fact, it would be a very "Coyotes" thing to do.

I fully expect the Coyotes to play themselves up to about 26th place with a long stretch of meaningless wins, and then move down to the 8th pick after the lottery.

 

[Summer Rose]

Gut feeling is that we are going to win this one decisively. Raanta, OEL, Hammer and Domi bringing the heat.

(disclaimer: I might delete this post after the game)

I'm going to print this post out, frame it, and put it on my bedroom wall.

(I have done this before to @RABBIT)

 

[Summer Rose]

I'm going to print this post out, frame it, and put it on my bedroom wall.

(I have done this before to @RABBIT)

Welcome to the wall of fame @ParisSaintGermain!

 

[ParisSaintGermain]

I am HONOURED Lady, many thanks!

Please don't break my heart by telling me you have a shredder too

 

[Summer Rose]

I am HONOURED Lady, many thanks!

Please don't break my heart by telling me you have a shredder too

I do not have shredder.

 

[ParisSaintGermain]

I do not have shredder.

 

[SniperHF]

Could just eat the printed out post with a side of Tide pods. Coyotes fan's delight!

 

[Summer Rose]

Could just eat the printed out post with a side of Tide pods. Coyotes fan's delight!

It literally just now hit me that your avatar is a bowl full of Tide pods. I thought it had something to do with Edmonton since you changed it after we lost to the Oilers.

 

[Matias Maccete]

Oh a game. Anyone still give a shit?

 

[Summer Rose]

Oh a game. Anyone still give a ****?