GDT: Game #44|Jackets@Capitals|Stanley Cup Revenge Game|1-12-19|7:00 P.M.

[aRussian]

I drink my water raw, straight from the tap

It's keto, I think

I was about to compliment your glow but now I suspect I know the source

 

[MoeBartoli]

So, I have to ask, has anyone here had to deal with Elk & Elk?

Well I was once in the waiting area at the Cleveland Clinic with the brother with the bad toupee. So I did have to deal with looking at that toop.

 

[NotWendell]

I hear Bytor and the Snow Dog on the TV during the last stoppage.

Why does Nationwide Arena play so much terrible music during stoppages. Literally every arena is better than us.

And then the arena organist plays Baby Shark

 

[NotWendell]

Well I was once in the waiting area at the Cleveland Clinic with the brother with the bad toupee. So I did have to deal with looking at that toop.

That's a TOUPEE?!? I thought it was so terrible it HAD to be real.

 

[Iron Balls McGinty]

Because the Jackets don't listen to STH surveys reminding them of the many poopy things the arena ops do..

I'm pretty sure I complained about that in my last survey too.

 

[MoeBartoli]

That's a TOUPEE?!? I thought it was so terrible it HAD to be real.

Oh. I guess my take was the opposite- so bad that......

 

[Viqsi]

Oh. I guess my take was the opposite- so bad that......

Whatever it is, it clearly needs to be killed with fire.

 

[MFRONE]

Jackets doing an awesome job of missing the net tonight

 

[Iron Balls McGinty]

Do they have issues with the curve on their sticks to miss the net so damned much?

 

[aRussian]

Not generating as much this period but we are keeping Washington from getting any quality shots in

 

[MFRONE]

What an acting job by Holtby. He skate right into Cam’s stick and it barely touched him

 

[Viqsi]

Looks like Atkinson was holding his stick up and Holtby didn't see it - and so, while tracking the puck, skated into it.

 

[Iron Balls McGinty]

What an acting job by Holtby. He skate right into Cam’s stick and it barely touched him

 

[Iron Balls McGinty]

Seriously that looks like it hurt.

 

[NotWendell]

That's not how you spell Phoenix!

 

[aRussian]

No intent, unfortunate play.

 

[MoeBartoli]

What an acting job by Holtby. He skate right into Cam’s stick and it barely touched him

Well he clearly is a Method actor, playing it out all the way thru.

 

[Viqsi]

Back to back unintentional penalties by both teams.

 

[MoeBartoli]

Ok! 4 on 4 is better than our PP.

 

[NotWendell]

Ok! 4 on 4 is better than our PP.

Lots of things are better than our PP. Dental surgery is better than our PP. Colonoscopies are better than our PP. Watershed gin is better than our PP (and it's terrible!)

 

[MFRONE]

That’s the Jackets PP we all know

 

[aRussian]

Only one shot was on net last PP?

 

[EspenK]

Yikes this game is a cure for insomnia

 

[Johansen2Foligno]

To borrow from the great Michael Jordan, perhaps we should call it the powerless play.

 

[Theo Von]

this game is bo bo bo borrrrrrring