GDT: Game 39: Coyotes @ Ducks - 8PM - FSAZ

[SniperHF]

Due to the Coyotes 8 game losing streak all GDT making activities are hereby halted. All GDTs will be copy/pasted from past GDTs as-is until further notice

|Ladies and Gentlemen, the Coyotes look promising so I think it's time we look into the future....

The future, Conan? |

All the way to the year.... 3000 |

In the Year 3000.....|

|Max Domi Christian Dvorak, and Anthony Duclair will team up to form the greatest checking line in the history of the NHL after Dave Tippett finally forms his dream first line consisting of Jeff Halpern, Dave Moss, and Kyle Chipchura.



In the Year 3000.....|

|Dylan Strome will play 3 games in a row.


In the Year 3000.....|

|Brad Richardson wins the Art Ross trophy after getting a game winning assist deflected off the backside of Dave Moss on the last game of the season, simultaneously droping the Coyotes to 3rd overall.

In the Year 3000.....|

|Tyson Nash will return to the ice and finally realize his dream of being a front net presence, only to see the NHL expand the crease by 3 feet.

In the Year 3000.....|

|The Coyotes broadcast is entirely silent, as Matt McConnell promised for one night not to contract the word will.

In the Year 3000.....|

|Shane Doan will exceed all expectations, suiting up again for the Coyotes in dramatic fashion, wearing a blue jump suit and possessing superhuman strength. He is still the slowest player on the team.
In the Year 3000.....|

| The Coyotes Will Defeat the Ducks Tonight!!!!

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Gibson|Domingue

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Notes and such:​

Due to the Coyotes 8 game losing streak all GDT making activities are hereby halted. All GDTs will be copy/pasted from past GDTs as-is until further notice

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[Arthuros]

 

[0point1]

The losing streak ends here. It is impossible for them to lose this game. Not going to happen. No way no how.

 

[Summer Rose]

Reminded me of this.

 

[SniperHF]

^Ugh Erat. I didn't even hate him that much then but I retroactively do for some reason I haven't figured out.

It's really too bad I'm on GDT strike too because I have an idea kicking around that might top my previous efforts.

 

[PerpetualTankYear]

Reminded me of this.

Dear God.

Our roster now is a lot better than that, and we have Mike Smith currently playing on god mode.

Yet we're still just as bad as that years team. #FireTippett

 

[CC96]

Dear God.

Our roster now is a lot better than that, and we have Mike Smith currently playing on god mode.

Yet we're still just as bad as that years team. #FireTippett

Just a testament to what a worthless piece of **** Tippett is.

I hope he gets fired from this team, gets hired by another team, so we get out of his joke of a contract, then gets fired immediately from that team, never works in this league again, has his wife leave him for Tyson Nash, and then dies alone.

 

[0point1]

Just a testament to what a worthless piece of **** Tippett is.

I hope he gets fired from this team, gets hired by another team, so we get out of his joke of a contract, then gets fired immediately from that team, never works in this league again, has his wife leave him for Tyson Nash, and then dies alone.

I'm worried about you CC, that is far too kind for Dave.

 

[PerpetualTankYear]

Tippett sucks, but I mean that might be a little too much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[JetsFan815]

Is Burmistrov not playing again?

 

[WJF]

Is Burmistrov not playing again?

He just got here, we need to overcook him.

 

[WJF]

Reminded me of this.

Did anyone watch this? I would have turned the tv off as soon as I saw that abomination on the screen.

 

[TheLegend]

Is Burmistrov not playing again?

Has to get work visa in order.

Besides.... all the lines listed above are dripping with sarcasm.

 

[Dirty Old Man]

Did anyone watch this? I would have turned the tv off as soon as I saw that abomination on the screen.

Of course people did...rooting for us to lose, 'member? This was pretty much the every day lineup after the TDL. Jeez, selective memory much?

 

[Spirit of Lindgren]

Ok, Yotes, Im bringing two new people to the game tomorrow
They are in their 90's and from the hinterlands....Richmond Kentucky.
They are watching tonights game as a primer.
Im not asking for much.....Limit the dump and chase...do fast things and light up the lights behind the opposing goalie.....not much is it?
They're buying the Onion Rings at the Yard House tomorrow before the game...
Make me look good boys.

 

[ultradan]

Reminded me of this.

The Tippett dream team

 

[GiveAFlyingPuck]

Dear God.

Our roster now is a lot better than that, and we have Mike Smith currently playing on god mode.

Yet we're still just as bad as that years team. #FireTippett

The 2014-15 version managed 34 points after 38 games. This season's team could only get 27.

 

[Lilhoody]

Has to get work visa in order.

I have a few questions:

Perhaps these belong elsewhere, but Holland was in the same boat and i'ts strange to me. At a glance, missed games between these two players would probably around $25K or more*.

1. Does the receiving team pay the salary, despite the missed games, or does the salary remain until the player arrives?

1.a. Does it matter if the player was traded and ran into visa issues vs. being picked up off waiver wire?

1.b. If the answer to 1.a. is "yes", could this be remedied through contract writing?

2. How is it, these players can travel with their Canadian teams, but not travel to meet their new US team, to play until their work visa is amended? Especially if they maintain a residence in Canada during the brief period?

* While this seems minuscule, this money could be used to get STH's an additional fifty cents off hot dogs, beer and popcorn.

 

[Grimes]

Reminded me of this.

wow...

 

[Dirty Old Man]

Perhaps these belong elsewhere, but Holland was in the same boat and i'ts strange to me.

I figured the delay had something to do with Burmistrov being Russian. I have a friend who once worked for the State Dept who had the most interesting co-workers. I stood at a barbecue 5 years ago and listened to this lady who'd worked in St. Petersburg describe her tale of trying to expedite Malkin's visa for 15 minutes.

 

[moosemeister]

Doan playing on the fourth line.

O

M

G

Its happening

 

[kihekah19*]

Doan playing on the fourth line.

O

M

G

Its happening

Finally!

 

[kihekah19*]

I figured the delay had something to do with Burmistrov being Russian. I have a friend who once worked for the State Dept who had the most interesting co-workers. I stood at a barbecue 5 years ago and listened to this lady who'd worked in St. Petersburg describe her tale of trying to expedite Malkin's visa for 15 minutes.

I heard he's a hacker and suspicion is high!

 

[BUX7PHX]

The 2014-15 version managed 34 points after 38 games. This season's team could only get 27.

<Sigh>

Because even with as bad of a talent pool as was on that team, it speaks volumes to how much even a little experience can do. I fully expect our youth to be better than those players down the line, but not necessarily at 40 games into their first season...

 

[_Del_]

Lol need more Moss.