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Red Like Roses
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RIT-V300
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>SET HALT RESTART/MAINT
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Rick Tocchet's Personal Logs
11/29
Phil Kessel spilled coffee on my new shirt while we were in the lounge this morning. I told him it was fine and we had a good laugh about the whole thing. If he does it again I'll stab him in the f***ing throat with my pen. He's a good kid.
11/30
As a member of the Coyotes family, it will be natural for you to become enthusiastic about the incredible endeavors you'll be undertaking with us, and to want to tell others. But just a second there, my good man! Let's take a minute to consider what could happen if team information fell into the wrong hands, and whose hands those might be.
"Can I tell my wife?" Well, let's say you do. You tell her not to tell anyone. Your bond is sacred. But a woman's idle tongue is the devil's plaything. No sooner do you leave for work the next day than she's on the phone telling her best friend Candy. Then Candy tells Gertie, Gertie tells Maxine, Maxine tells Lulu, and while Lulu is telling Doris, a Flyers agent posing as an Coyote operator listens in, and the next thing she's on the line with the Alain Vignault, singing like a treasonous canary. The following day you and your wife are bound in shackles and Philadelphia is sitting at the controls of our entire arsenal.
"Can I tell my children?" What father wouldn't want his kids to look up to him? Don't be that father. One day at school, Claude Giroux will get more lunch money out of your kids. He'll have team secrets! And while they're parading him through Wells Fargo Center as a team hero, your children will be working in forced labor camps, right next to you and your beautiful young wife, who's now wrinkled and homely since the Flyers have banned makeup because it expresses individuality.
"Can I tell my drinking buddies?" Surely if there's somewhere safe a man can place his trust, it is with his other male friends. But how much do you really know about them? Are they friends... or comrades? Don't be too sure. Even the most transparent window can hide secrets when it's lined with orange and black curtains.
Always remember: you are a member of two families now. And you have obligations to both. But your obligation to the Coyotes family is greater, because while your children may misbehave and your friends may change and your wife may nag and cheat on you, the Coyotes will always be paying for and protecting your way of life. Don't tell anybody about anything about the projects of the Arizona Coyotes. When pressed, tell them that your job is repetitive and not worth discussing, but the team is nurturing and gives good benefits and is always looking for new talent.
12/4
John, what the flying f*** was that email all about?
John Chayka's Personal Logs
...Checking Clearance..........
...AUTHORIZED.................
...Locking Mechanism Disable..
Barrett Hayton has been released.
Possible lines:
Keller-Stepan-Hinostroza
Dvorak-Schmaltz-Garland
Crouse-Soderberg-Kessel
Grabner-Richardson-Fischer
Possible defensive pairings:
OEL-Demers
Chychrun-Goligoski
Defensive Trainwreck-Offensive Trainwreck
Flyers:
Who cares they're all communists
If we lose, I'm blaming Ghostface Keller.
>SET TERMINAL/INQUIRE
RIT-V300
>SET FILE/PROTECTION-OWNER:RWED ACCOUNTS.F
>SET HALT RESTART/MAINT
Initializing Robco Industries(TM) MF Boot Agent v2.3.0
RETROS BIOS
RBIOS-4.02.08.00 52EE5.E7.E8
Copyright 2201-2203 Robco Ind.
Uppermen: 64 KB
Root (5A8)
Rick Tocchet's Personal Logs
11/29
Phil Kessel spilled coffee on my new shirt while we were in the lounge this morning. I told him it was fine and we had a good laugh about the whole thing. If he does it again I'll stab him in the f***ing throat with my pen. He's a good kid.
11/30
As a member of the Coyotes family, it will be natural for you to become enthusiastic about the incredible endeavors you'll be undertaking with us, and to want to tell others. But just a second there, my good man! Let's take a minute to consider what could happen if team information fell into the wrong hands, and whose hands those might be.
"Can I tell my wife?" Well, let's say you do. You tell her not to tell anyone. Your bond is sacred. But a woman's idle tongue is the devil's plaything. No sooner do you leave for work the next day than she's on the phone telling her best friend Candy. Then Candy tells Gertie, Gertie tells Maxine, Maxine tells Lulu, and while Lulu is telling Doris, a Flyers agent posing as an Coyote operator listens in, and the next thing she's on the line with the Alain Vignault, singing like a treasonous canary. The following day you and your wife are bound in shackles and Philadelphia is sitting at the controls of our entire arsenal.
"Can I tell my children?" What father wouldn't want his kids to look up to him? Don't be that father. One day at school, Claude Giroux will get more lunch money out of your kids. He'll have team secrets! And while they're parading him through Wells Fargo Center as a team hero, your children will be working in forced labor camps, right next to you and your beautiful young wife, who's now wrinkled and homely since the Flyers have banned makeup because it expresses individuality.
"Can I tell my drinking buddies?" Surely if there's somewhere safe a man can place his trust, it is with his other male friends. But how much do you really know about them? Are they friends... or comrades? Don't be too sure. Even the most transparent window can hide secrets when it's lined with orange and black curtains.
Always remember: you are a member of two families now. And you have obligations to both. But your obligation to the Coyotes family is greater, because while your children may misbehave and your friends may change and your wife may nag and cheat on you, the Coyotes will always be paying for and protecting your way of life. Don't tell anybody about anything about the projects of the Arizona Coyotes. When pressed, tell them that your job is repetitive and not worth discussing, but the team is nurturing and gives good benefits and is always looking for new talent.
12/4
John, what the flying f*** was that email all about?
John Chayka's Personal Logs
...Checking Clearance..........
...AUTHORIZED.................
...Locking Mechanism Disable..
Barrett Hayton has been released.
Possible lines:
Keller-Stepan-Hinostroza
Dvorak-Schmaltz-Garland
Crouse-Soderberg-Kessel
Grabner-Richardson-Fischer
Possible defensive pairings:
OEL-Demers
Chychrun-Goligoski
Defensive Trainwreck-Offensive Trainwreck
Flyers:
Who cares they're all communists
If we lose, I'm blaming Ghostface Keller.
