GDT: Game 2: Phoenix Coyotes @ San Jose Sharks | 10-5-13 | 7:30 PM Arizona Time

[ClassLessCoyote]

Presents

How to Make Sushi








Due to budget restraints, I was told to make like the San Jose Sharks chances at winning a cup now and work on a limited window.







Today we are going to make San Jose Style Sushi








We are going to need the following ingredients:






Cooked rice:

Seaweed

Carrot

And some aging Sharks over 30

Cut up all of the rice, shark, and carrot and rollem into a seaweed wheel

And there it is; a product that is finished easily in 2 or 3 Rounds.





Clean up around the kitchen is a real cinch. All we have to do is wipe off the table. Then put our ingredients in the fridge. Last but not least, we make like the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks and perform a quick sweep of any shark meat remaining.




Seeing that the last batch of old Sharks are dying off, this show is now canceled.

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PHOENIX COYOTES (1-0-0) vs BAY AREA CHOKERS(1-0-0)




Game 2 @ The SAP Cannery in San Jose California

TV Coverage and Radio Coverage provided by:

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[fieldset=Head-to-Head Stats]

STATS | CHOKERS | COYOTES
Series Wins | 0 | 0
Series Losses | 0 | 0
POWER PLAY | 0 | 33.3%
PENALTY KILL | 83.3 | 75.0
GOALS/GAME | 4| 4
GOALS AGAINST/GAME | 1 | 1
FACE OFF WIN PERCENTAGE | 47.8% | 54.2%
SHOTS/GAME | 35 | 32
SHOTS AGAINST/GAME | 22 | 24

[/fieldset]
[fieldset=Line Combinations]

NOTE: All lines are subject to change and a complete guess. Final rosters are determine by each teams respective head coach.

BAY AREA CHOKERS

Left Wing​

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Center​

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Right Wing​

Hertl​

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Thornton​

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Burns​

Marleau​

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Couture​

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Kennedy​

Nieto​

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Pavelski​

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Wingels​

Sheppard​

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Desjardins​

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McCarthy​

Left Defenseman​

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Right Defenseman​

Vlasic​

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Braun​

Irwin​

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Boyle​

Stuart​

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Demers​

Goalie​

Niemi​

PHOENIX COYOTES

Left Wing​

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Center​

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Right Wing​

Mikkel Boedker​

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Michael Riberto​

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Shane Doan(C)​

Lauri Korpikoski​

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Martin Hanzal(A)​

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Radim Vrbata​

Lucas Lessio​

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Antoine Vermette​

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David Moss​

Robert Klinkhammer​

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Kyle Chipchura​

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Chris Brown​

Left Defenseman​

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Right Defenseman​

Oliver Ekman-Larsson​

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Zbynek Michalek​

Keith Yandle (A)​

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Derek Morris​

David Schlemko​

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David Rundblad​

Goalie​

Michael Smith​

[/fieldset]



INJURIES-SCRATCHES-MISC

Coyotes​

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INJURY​

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STATUS​

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vs​

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Chokers​

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INJURY​

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STATUS​

Michael Stone​

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Healthy​

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Healthy Scratch​

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Torres​

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Knee​

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Out​

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Rostislav Klesla​

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Concussion​

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Out Indefinitely​

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Burish​

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Lower Body​

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Out​

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Paul Bissonnette​

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Suspended​

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2 Games Remaining​

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Havlat​

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Pelvic Surgery​

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Out​

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Chris Summers​

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Healthy​

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Healthy Scratch​

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Stuart​

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Lower Body​

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Out for now​

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Thomas Greiss​

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Backup​

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Goalie​

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Stalock​

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Backup​

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Goalie​

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TODAYS GAME DAY THREAD IS:

Detroit Tigers Approved! Now go perform a sweep on another Bay Area Team!



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Click to read more...

 

[Plub]

Simple, funny, and not overly distasteful. Good GDT!

For some reason I feel like saying this is a big game. I know it is only the second game of the season, but it is one of the best teams in our division and a former original Pacific team. I feel like if we can win this one, we go on our road trip with a lot of confidence.

So, I guess, it's a big win that isn't worth a lot. Does that make sense?

 

[Dolemite]

Watched their game with the Canucks tonight. If you thought their Offensive zone/PP game was lethal last season, they look as if they improved this season. This is going to be a hell of a test in the defensive zone for the Coyotes.

 

[Vip]

Haha

GDT made me lol good job AP.
Go Yotes

 

[huhwhtfkr]

Lhrg

worked the last 2 times. Excellent GDT.

 

[Desert Ice 11]

Nice GDT. I enjoyed it. Should be a good game

 

[ClassLessCoyote]

 

[ClassLessCoyote]

 

[technoviking]

Haha, awesome picture.

 

[Tad Mikowski]

special teams will be essential in this game. can't give San Jose's big time players any freebie penalties ( too many men, delay of game, etc.)

 

[CC96]

Any word on who's starting in goal? Mike Smith hates the Sharks and San Jose fans always say they're cursed whenever they play one of their ex-backup goalies.

 

[Jagged Ice]

Can't see Tippett not going with Smith.

 

[Rutkowski]

Any word on who's starting in goal? Mike Smith hates the Sharks and San Jose fans always say they're cursed whenever they play one of their ex-backup goalies.

Hates the sharks? Doesn't he have like four or five shutouts against them in two seasons?

 

[CC96]

Hates the sharks? Doesn't he have like four or five shutouts against them in two seasons?

He hates them as in he beats them non-stop, because he "hates them". I was being cheeky.

It's 4 shutouts in his last 7 games against them, IIRC.

 

[Lyotes]

Didn't Smith go something like 6-1-1 against them the season before last?

 

[crunchyblack*]

Lulz! Great GDT, laughed many times. However, while youre sushifying the old guys Hertl will be filling your net

 

[rt]

Lulz! Great GDT, laughed many times. However, while youre sushifying the old guys Hertl will be filling your net

I remember when you guys drafted him. Your whole board was suicidal. You couldn't believe your rotten luck. I had to go into your draft thread and talk you all off a ledge. Reassure you that he's a total stud and you had the steal of the first round. Ah, memories.

 

[ck26]

I'll be watching the Stars smash the Capitals tonight, but looking forward to reading PHX 3-1 SJS on my phone during intermission. Like the sushi theme ... go Yotes!

Lulz! Great GDT, laughed many times. However, while youre sushifying the old guys Hertl will be filling your net

Big talk for a guy with one NHL game. We'll see how Z and DMo welcome this kid to the league ...

 

[doaner]

I'll be watching the Stars smash the Capitals tonight, but looking forward to reading PHX 3-1 SJS on my phone during intermission. Like the sushi theme ... go Yotes!Big talk for a guy with one NHL game. We'll see how Z and DMo welcome this kid to the league ...

Haha. Good luck to the stars. Caps are my East team.

 

[rt]

Haha. Good luck to the stars. Caps are my East team.

Me too. Quebec will replace them as my east team eventually, though.

 

[QuietContrarian]

Go YOTES!

Kill dose sharks! PLEASE

 

[SabresSharks]

Great GDT. LMAO. And I'm a Sharks' fan.

Well done, sir!

 

[RABBIT]

Great GDT. LMAO. And I'm a Sharks' fan.

Well done, sir!

that's the spirit. Cheers until 7:30

 

[Summer Rose]

This thread reminds me of when we played the Sharks in the 2002 playoffs, I tried to grill some shark meat on my barbeque and light it with gas instead of lighter fluid, and nearly set fire to my back yard.

 

[Ninja Hertl]

I remember when you guys drafted him. Your whole board was suicidal. You couldn't believe your rotten luck. I had to go into your draft thread and talk you all off a ledge. Reassure you that he's a total stud and you had the steal of the first round. Ah, memories.

Being on the sharks board during the draft is always painful.