ClassLessCoyote
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How to Make Sushi
Due to budget restraints, I was told to make like the San Jose Sharks chances at winning a cup now and work on a limited window.
Today we are going to make San Jose Style Sushi
We are going to need the following ingredients:
Cooked rice:
Seaweed
Carrot
And some aging Sharks over 30
Cut up all of the rice, shark, and carrot and rollem into a seaweed wheel
And there it is; a product that is finished easily in 2 or 3 Rounds.
Clean up around the kitchen is a real cinch. All we have to do is wipe off the table. Then put our ingredients in the fridge. Last but not least, we make like the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks and perform a quick sweep of any shark meat remaining.
Seeing that the last batch of old Sharks are dying off, this show is now canceled.
PHOENIX COYOTES (1-0-0) vs BAY AREA CHOKERS(1-0-0)
Game 2 @ The SAP Cannery in San Jose California
TV Coverage and Radio Coverage provided by:
[fieldset=Head-to-Head Stats]
Series Wins | 0 | 0
Series Losses | 0 | 0
POWER PLAY | 0 | 33.3%
PENALTY KILL | 83.3 | 75.0
GOALS/GAME | 4| 4
GOALS AGAINST/GAME | 1 | 1
FACE OFF WIN PERCENTAGE | 47.8% | 54.2%
SHOTS/GAME | 35 | 32
SHOTS AGAINST/GAME | 22 | 24
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[fieldset=Line Combinations]
NOTE: All lines are subject to change and a complete guess. Final rosters are determine by each teams respective head coach.
BAY AREA CHOKERS
Left Wing
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Center
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Right Wing
Hertl
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Thornton
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Burns
Marleau
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Couture
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Kennedy
Nieto
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Pavelski
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Wingels
Sheppard
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Desjardins
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McCarthy
Left Defenseman
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Right Defenseman
Vlasic
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Braun
Irwin
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Boyle
Stuart
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Demers
Goalie
Niemi
PHOENIX COYOTES
Left Wing
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Center
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Right Wing
Mikkel Boedker
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Michael Riberto
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Shane Doan(C)
Lauri Korpikoski
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Martin Hanzal(A)
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Radim Vrbata
Lucas Lessio
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Antoine Vermette
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David Moss
Robert Klinkhammer
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Kyle Chipchura
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Chris Brown
Left Defenseman
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Right Defenseman
Oliver Ekman-Larsson
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Zbynek Michalek
Keith Yandle (A)
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Derek Morris
David Schlemko
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David Rundblad
Goalie
Michael Smith
INJURIES-SCRATCHES-MISC
Coyotes
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INJURY
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STATUS
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vs
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Chokers
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INJURY
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STATUS
Michael Stone
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Healthy
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Healthy Scratch
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Torres
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Knee
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Out
|Rostislav Klesla
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Concussion
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Out Indefinitely
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Burish
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Lower Body
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Out
|Paul Bissonnette
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Suspended
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2 Games Remaining
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Havlat
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Pelvic Surgery
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Out
|Chris Summers
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Healthy
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Healthy Scratch
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Stuart
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Lower Body
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Out for now
|Thomas Greiss
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Backup
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Goalie
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Stalock
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Backup
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Goalie
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|||||TODAYS GAME DAY THREAD IS:
Detroit Tigers Approved! Now go perform a sweep on another Bay Area Team!