GDT: Game 14 Sharks in Sin City 7pm

[SJSharksfan39]

I think the Vegas PA Announcer is more annoying than the LA PA Announcer. So over dramatic, but that's Vegas for you.

 

[Alaskanice]

Vlasic makes carbonized meat look rare.

Vegas goal announcements remain cringe.

That goal is solely on granlund.

 

[Friday]

I think the Vegas PA Announcer is more annoying than the LA PA Announcer. So over dramatic, but that's Vegas for you.

Its so annoying

 

[The Nemesis]

Vlasic makes carbonized meat look rare.

Vlasic is so salty that he's just a piece of leathery, tough jerky. The kind that's not even edible but also tastes so bad that you'd never use it to cook like it was intended for. So it just sits in your bag never getting eaten but always taking up space and you know you should just get rid of it but you can't because you'd get yelled at for throwing out "perfectly fine" food even though you and everyone else know that's a bald-faced lie.

 

[The Nemesis]

Vegas has a goal-scoring contest for fans sponsored by a shifty payday loan outfit. Because that's not bleak and hilariously, unscrupulously Vegas right alongside those ambulance chaser ads.

 

[fasterthanlight]

Why am I watching this and why cant i look away

 

[The Nemesis]

Why am I watching this and why cant i look away

Because you know that deep down this pain is all you have to remind you that you're alive and have made some questionable life choices.

 

[Tw1ster]

Martinez getting a hat trick might be the lowest point of the season if it happens

 

[fasterthanlight]

Because you know that deep down this pain is all you have to remind you that you're alive and have made some questionable life choices.

Sharks hockey: three decades of pain.

 

[The Nemesis]

Sharks hockey: three decades of pain.

Success is fleeting but scars last forever.

 

[one2gamble]

I f***in love slippery Pete

 

[Pinkfloyd]

I would keep Quinn around just long enough to sign Eichel when he becomes a free agent. That was a guy to actually make a move for when he was available. It would've probably done just enough to keep Vegas from winning even if it meant more mediocrity for us. lol

 

[Friday]

Zetterlund and Eklund have a thing and its cool to see

I f***in love slippery Pete

Absolute beaut

 

[Cas]

Adin Hill looks like a combination of Peter Steele and Vinny Paul.

 

[bluefunnel]

Because you know that deep down this pain is all you have to remind you that you're alive and have made some questionable life choices.

Still beats 3 hours of watching “Diners, Drive ins, and Dives”

 

[YUPPY]

Eklund is fighting now? Where are our big boys.G. Smith do your job!

 

[Tw1ster]

Adin Hill looks like a combination of Peter Steele and Vinny Paul.

And a touch of Lemmy

 

[SJSharksfan39]

Is Hoffman scared to shoot? Sure looked like it on that Power Play.

 

[The Nemesis]

Still beats 3 hours of watching “Diners, Drive ins, and Dives”

I said this was for if you made questionable choices. Diners Drive-Ins and Dives is for if you made monsterous choices.

 

[Pavelski2112]

Adin Hill looks like a combination of Peter Steele and Vinny Paul.

He's almost Steele's height too

 

[Tw1ster]

Is Hoffman scared to shoot? Sure looked like it on that Power Play.

He had a clear break to the net in close and turned around. Got a WTF out of me

 

[Anomie2029]

That goal is solely on granlund.

Granlund on the hook for the turnover.

But Vlasic and Granlund both chased the puck and left Howden open. Both should be criticised.

 

[Walking The Cow]

He had a clear break to the net in close and turned around. Got a WTF out of me

It made me think of this scene:

 

[drunksage]

SNOG announcement​

Close, but no cigar.

#	Date / Opponent​	SNOG Winner(s)​	Result​
1	Oct. 12 vs Golden Knights	NewMuzu24, weastern bias	VGK 4-1
2	Oct. 14 vs Avalanche	none	Avs 2-1 SO
3	Oct. 17 vs Hurricanes	TheBeard	Canes 6-3
4	Oct. 19 vs Bruins	none	Bruins 3-1
5	Oct. 21 at Predators	none	Predators 5-1
6	Oct. 24 at Panthers	weastern bias	Panthers 3-1
7	Oct. 26 at Lightning	Red Light Lover	Lightning 6-0
8	Oct. 27 at Hurricanes	PattyLafontaine	Canes 3-0
9	Oct. 29 at Capitals	none	Capitals 3-1
10	Nov. 2 vs Canucks	none	Canucks 10-1
11	Nov. 4 vs Penguins	none	Penguins 10-2
12	Nov. 7 vs Flyers	Red Light Lover	Sharks 2-1
13	Nov. 9 vs Oilers	none	Sharks 3-2
14	Nov. 10 at Golden Knights	none	VGK 5-0

Rank	2023-24 SNOG standings​	# of SNOGs
T-1.	Red Light Lover, weastern bias	2
T-3.	NewMuzu24, PattyLafontaine, TheBeard	1

 

[Friday]

Back on track. Cheers