Oh.. there once was a hero named Keller the Wise,
Who came riding to Glendale from old Storrow Drive.
And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade,
As he told of bold battles and goals he had made.
But then he went quiet, did Keller the Wise,
When he met the shield-man Raanta, who cries:
Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead,
Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!
And so then came clashing and slashing of steel,
As the brave lad Raanta charged in, full of zeal.
And the braggart named Keller was boastful no more-
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!
