[Fun Thread]: Nickname for these Three Jerks (Svech, Dougie, Foegdaddy96)

[3CanesInTheBox]

So, I already enjoyed these three separately for different reasons, but I really like the story of them being close friends and then Dougie and Gretzky ahem sorry I meant Foegele ahem stepping up in Game 3 and beyond (we're ignoring Foegele's game 5 and Dougie's temporary brain freezes. As they say down here "Bless their hearts' lol):

Cues boom box to softly play "There's No Easy Way Out" Rocky 4 Montage

Some--already shared--quotes from Game 3:

It’s safe to assume he never wanted to be a villain or a hero. He’d prefer his close friendships with Canes rookies Andrei Svechnikov and Warren Foegele weren’t some juicy storyline, but the three are very close friends, and suddenly that means everything.
When Alexander Ovechkin knocked out countryman Svechnikov in the first period of the Hurricanes’ 5-0, Game 3 win at PNC Arena, Hamilton couldn’t hide his concern.

“It’s one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to go through on the ice,” he told The Athletic postgame. “I don’t really even know what to say. I just kept thinking of him the whole game. I just hated seeing that. I hated the whole part of it. I just feel so bad for him. Hopefully, he gets better soon. The game doesn’t really matter when something like that happens. You just can’t get that out of your head. I just hope he’s OK.”

Svechnikov scored two goals in Game 1. Hamilton and Foegele returned the favor with two apiece in front of a finally sold-out PNC Arena.
“It’s an unfortunate incident there, but that’s our brother,” Foegele said. “We stand up for each other. We knew we needed to get this win not just for us, but for him … he’s one of my best friends.”

I think it's a great friendship. And, Imo, they are three of the biggest jerks on the team:

1. Svech is like your friend who gets drunk in a bar and thinks he can fly and /or beat up Ovechkin.

2. Dougie wears a mullet unironically. He goes to museums (WHO DOES THAT?!) And spots the Caps' goals when he feels sorry for them.

3. Foegele's twitter handle is--again--unironically Feogdaddy96. if that aint some jerk ish, I don't know what is.

Anyway, i want a name for them. so all y'all creative people get to work.

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[Anton Dubinchuk]

The Perfect Strangers.

 

[CanesFanBudMan]

The Golden Geese

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

The Perfect Strangers.

lol now I need this video with their heads manipped on it!

 

[To Be Determined]

tres rojos

 

[Joe McGrath]

Lawyers Guns and Money.

The Headless Thompson Gunners.

The Envoy.

 

[bleedgreen]

“Tell us we will die like dogs...”

“You will die like dogs....”

“Noooooooooo....we will fight like lions!!!!!”

 

[Svechhammer]

Superbad

Well, for the obvious reasons

Plus, Hamilton has the same fro hair as Jonah Hill and Svech is clearly the tall lanky kid like Michael Cera

 

[jerksforlife]

Hamdaddy

 

[GoldiFox]

Tres Horny Boys (stolen from TAZ)

If you haven't listened to The Adventure Zone then you aren't living. First story a 100 hour masterpiece.

 

[Lempo]

McDouchnikov?

 

[MinJaBen]

Lean Mean Fighting Machine.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

ménage à trois?

Nah, maybe not a good hockey nickname.

 

[Lempo]

ménage à trois?

Nah, maybe not a good hockey nickname.

It is... [STALAG 17]in Quebec![/STALAG 17]

 

[garnetpalmetto]

The Three Jerketeers?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Lawyers Guns and Money.

The Headless Thompson Gunners.

The Envoy.

Excitable Boys

 

[Joe McGrath]

Excitable Boys

Better

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Excitable Boys

Warren "Zevon" Foegele. Well done.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Bob McGinn.

 

[Svechhammer]

Andrei McLamilton

 

[MinJaBen]

Trio des los muertos

 

[Finlandia WOAT]

slap puck goal

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

in case i had any doubts i was part of the right fanbase, these responses erased them

lol.

Superbad! (OF COURSE lol --- and they all make bone-headed decision while still being adorkable so that could work lol).

-Jerketeers is a classic
-McDouchnikov? aldjfaldjflajdflajfdljalfj

they're all great lol.


-I'm still gonna need that spoof version of Perfect Strangers though

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[Svechhammer]

Superbad! (OF COURSE lol --- and they all make bone-headed decision while still being adorkable so that could work lol).

Plus, we get to use all the movie gifs we want

(this one would be directed toward Ovi after the series, for example....)

 

[StormCast]

Plus, we get to use all the movie gifs we want

(this one would be directed toward Ovi after the series, for example....)

One including Ovie would be Three Men & A Ba8y.