[Fun Thread]: Nickname for these Three Jerks (Svech, Dougie, Foegdaddy96)

[BrindAmours Army]

The Category Threes

 

[raynman]

The Jerky Boys

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

I'm not one for crude jokes, but their combined jersey numbers equal 69 and i feel like that's something appropriately douchey for this group lol.

 

[WreckingCrew]

Three's Company?

Mean Mullet McLovin Machine

 

[Navin R Slavin]

cerberus

 

[garnetpalmetto]

cerberus

For the WWE fans out there, maybe a take on "The Shield?" Cerberus was what they called their finishing move and there were three members of that stable. Although that will require one of them to turn on the others to back ownership before getting double-crossed by that ownership and becoming a good guy again, one of them to get massively less popular with the fans while ownership continues to push him only for that person to get leukemia and then come back more popular than ever (for a hot minute), and then one of them to kind of do his own thing, be wacky for a bit, then walk away from it all to spend time with his wife and dogs.

 

[The Jerk Store]

Los Tres Magueyes. Then we can say every Mexican restaurant in the area is named after them.

-or-

The Three Horsemen of the Jerkpocalypse

 

[CanesFanBudMan]

I heard that Martinook saw this thread and is very sad he is not included.

 

[CanesFanBudMan]

I heard that Martinook saw this thread and is very sad he is not included.

He took it out on Svech and made him scoop ice cream until he got frostbite.

 

[Finlandia WOAT]

37 + 13 +19 = 59

Any significance of the number 59?

 

[The Jerk Store]

37 + 13 +19 = 59

Any significance of the number 59?

I see our version of Godwin's law is still in effect.

 

[Primetime8]

37 + 13 +19 = 59

Any significance of the number 59?

Do they hang out with Ron Francis? Add him in and niceee...

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

37 + 13 +19 = 59

Any significance of the number 59?

“our numbers add up to Chad today. That’s a good thing.

 

[Lempo]

37 + 13 +19 = 59

Any significance of the number 59?

If I was to produce a girl band, they would be called Fifth Inane.

Yeah I got nothing.

 

[WreckingCrew]

37 + 13 +19 = 59

Any significance of the number 59?

The significance is it's WRONG...What kind of new math sorcery are you using? 37 + 13 = 50...50 + 19 = 69...

 

[Finlandia WOAT]

The significance is it's WRONG...What kind of new math sorcery are you using? 37 + 13 = 50...50 + 19 = 69...

Call em the Bang Bros.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Martinook's personality seems to be almost a complete 180 of what he is on the ice.

 

[GoldiFox]

The significance is it's WRONG...What kind of new math sorcery are you using? 37 + 13 = 50...50 + 19 = 69...

The "Nice" Guys

 

[WreckingCrew]

The "Nice" Guys

Switch Hitters?

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

Nice

 

[Navin R Slavin]

The "Nice" Guys

nice

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

Todd Reirden reading this thread:

 

[TheBigKahuna]

Even LaRose could do basic math.

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

Here's what we got for this "EXTREMELY IMPORTANT PROJECT": (I have no way of verifying which are genuine and /or joke responses so I'll just post them all):

• The Perfect Strangers (AntonDubinchuk)
• The Golden Geese (CanesFanBudMan)
• Tres Rojos (To Be Determined)
• Lawyers Guns and Money ; The Headless Thompson Gunners ; The Envoy (Joe McGrath)
• The Three Amigos (bleedgreen)
• Superbad ; Andrei McLamilton (Svechhammer)
• Hamdaddy (jerksforlife)
• Tres Horny Boys ; "The Nice Guys" (TAZ via SvechniCanesCup2019)
• McDouchnikov (Lempo)
• Lean Mean Fighting Machine ; Trio Des Los Muertos ((MinJerkBen)
• The Three Jerketeers (Garnetpalmetto)
• Excitable Boys (Surrounded By Ahos)
• Slap Puck Goal (Finlandia WOAT)
• The Category Threes (BrindAmoursArmy)
• The Jerky Boys (raynman)
• Three's Company ; Mean Mullet Mclovin Machine (couldn't type that without laughing amazing lol) (WreckingCrew)
• Cerebrus (NavinRSlavin)
• Los Tres Magueyes ; The Three Horsemen of the Jerkpocalypse (JungleJerk)

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Obviously, things like this have to be somewhat organic etc. But it's fun thinking about it.

What are your thoughts/ faves?

It was tough narrowing it down because almost all of them made me smile or laugh, but if I had to pick three (in no particular order)

The Jerky Boys
Superbad
McDouchinov (or maybe @McDouchinov69? )

 

[dogbazinho]

Los Tres Magueyes. Then we can say every Mexican restaurant in the area is named after them.

-or-

The Three Horsemen of the Jerkpocalypse

I miss Los Tres so much. No one does chimachangas in northern va like they do