Ok coach, put me in!
What do I bring to the table?
- great in the room (can tell amazing jokes, also have the ability to fart on command)
- still in pretty good shape for 42
- always willing to speak to the media
- solid, physical presence along the boards, as long as the guy I'm hitting is standing still
- great at breaking down video
Flaws
- can't skate very fast . . . but I make up for it with how I see the game
- have a terrible shot, but I can block them well with my 6'2" frame
- maneouverability at the pro level might be described as "lethargic", but I can elbow a guy with eyes closed
Oh, and I can't play weekends, I have to take my boy to hockey practice