Flyers introduce new mascot named Gritty

[member 157595]

I Still think it’s an abomination and terrible mascot

It's freaking hideous, insane, foolish and inappropriate. But any mascot that threatens the life of a rival mascot on his first day and crushes internet memes on a regular basis is pretty damn cool in my book.

 

[NYR94]

 

[dingbathero]

#donthatetheplayerhatethegame

Gritty crushing it.

 

[SML2]

This is what happens when the marketing guy with the best resume gets the job, but has no idea what his target audience really likes. You get buzzwords but miss the target entirely.

I was wrong here. Really wrong.

 

[Cellee]

Gritty needs to start attending road games

 

[TheAngryHank]

I want to see Gritty destroy Santa with snowballs.

 

[Machinehead]

There's a few people in Time's tweet I unironically take Gritty over.

 

[Son of Petter]

We don’t deserve Gritty.

 

[member 157595]

Gritty needs to start eating people at road games

ftfy

 

[Todd from Leduc]

Hunter would crush Gritty that sleezebag.

 

[Broad Street Buddies]

Flyers 2018-2019 season in one picture:

 

[member 157595]

Flyers 2018-2019 season in one picture:

Gritty would push her off the boat, come back 100 years later to dive to the bottom of the ocean to retrieve the jewel, and sell the jewel for slaves.

 

[BonMorrison]

A true comrade.

 

[Broad Street Buddies]

Gritty would push her off the boat, come back 100 years later to dive to the bottom of the ocean to retrieve the jewel, and sell the jewel for slaves.

According to the legend, this event led to an encounter between Gritty and the mystic creature called the Kraken, whom would never be seen again.

 

[Filatov2Kovalev2Bonk]

Gritty would push her off the boat, come back 100 years later to dive to the bottom of the ocean to retrieve the jewel, and sell the jewel for slaves.

I'd be pretty ok with that.
Gritty also dunked from 30+ feet away today, guy is a BEAST. How is he not on the 76ers roster?

 

[Sam Spade]

Gritty gave his first interview with a national magazine.

 

[Cellee]

I'd be pretty ok with that.
Gritty also dunked from 30+ feet away today, guy is a BEAST. How is he not on the 76ers roster?

He/she dunked from 30 feet away? I really doubt that. If so, screw this mascot crap, you are a super athlete, go get paid.

 

[Conrad McBenis]

Who is better at their job this season? Rantanen or Gritty?

 

[Pens x]

Flyers 2018-2019 season in one picture:

This is a fitting picture to describe the Flyers’ season - Sinking ship.

 

[Rich Nixon]

This is a fitting picture to describe the Flyers’ season - Sinking ship.

Yes, I believe that was the joke you were quoting.

 

[ThreeOfAPerfectPair]

 

[Sam Spade]

Goes with the above post. Gritty as some wheels for sure:

 

[Rich Nixon]

Gritty's got some solid wheels.

 

[ALLCAPSALLTHETIME]

MVM, for sure. Most valuable Mascot.

Gritty is great!

 

[Randy Randerson]

"Hey kids, here's our terrifying meth addicted new mascot. Not scary enough? Well here's a video of him trying to kill Santa. We hope you'll grow up a Flyers fan" - and this strategy is working like gangbusters, god I love the internet