Dashing to Jets boards
Looking for some fights
I think I'll pick on Buff
He blew my Cap' away!
Truth is our team sucks
No defence or depth
But everytime we win a game
I'll waste my ****ing breath
Oh! Jingle Bells, Flyers smell, but Pavelec laid an egg
A few quick steals, got them on their heels, they gave the points away
Hey!
Flyers, the ringette players,
Was a sorry hockey team
That didn't want no meanies
Maybe tearing their nice seam!
The Flyers were always prancing
Avoiding hits at every turn
Not very good at hockey
Maybe one day they will learn?
But one scary hockey game
Bettman to them said
"You're a shame to our sport!
What happened to the tougher bred?"
Unfortunately for us other fans
Who likes hockey to be rough
The Flyers just don't do it
Don't want players to be tough!
Can't you just feel the music in the air?