ProstheticConscience
Check dein Limit
Garland scores 7 ES points in the first 7 games -> bench him and demote to bottom-6
Hoglander comes out flying to start the season and looks primed for a huge breakout -> decide he's best suited as an 'energy player' in 13 minutes on a checking line with no-talent scrubs.
Podkolzin builds nicely through the preseason -> benched immediately to start the season.
Podkolzin scores a great goal -> benched again.
Rathbone starts the season looking good as a young skill defender, then has one bad game -> benched.
Tanner Pearson sucks for almost 2 years -> absolutely welded to the top-6.
Acquire 15-point no offense scrubs like Highmore and Dickinson -> welded into the top 9 playing 15 minutes/game.
WHY ARE WE LAST IN THE IN ES SCORING CHANCES?!? I can't figure it out!
Would like this if I could. Absolutely goddamn right.
Gadjovic and MacEwan waived and lost for nothing so we can watch Chiasson on PP1 is another one.
It's honestly at the point of active sabotage. I don't understand why Green just doesn't bite the bullet and and say: "f*** this, I quit!" and bail. The Garland thing is just mind-blowing. I mean, I hated the OEL/Garland deal with a burning passion, but I'm perfectly happy to admit that Garland's been great. He's been the best player on the ice for the Canucks most of the time, easily. The most involved, the most physical, best motor, best compete level...nope. Just too good there, buddy! Pump the brakes a bit! It defies every pro sports instinct.
I'm really starting to think something is supremely f***ed up behind the scenes here. There's just too many moves that make no objective sense and too many unhappy players clearly going through the motions. And it's still only f***ing October.