First goal of the season goes to...

[McAsuno]

"He's an enigmatic, lazy, Russian bust and a KHL threat. NO THANKS"

We'll propose a trade for him. A prospect and a 5th round pick! No? FINE. The oilers suck and Yakupov's a bust and bound to the KHL. Oiler fans so delusional always wanting to trade busts for good returnssss

 

[EchoesoftheEighties]

We'll propose a trade for him. A prospect and a 5th round pick! No? FINE. The oilers suck and Yakupov's a bust and bound to the KHL. Oiler fans so delusional always wanting to trade busts for good returnssss

If he's such a terrible bust why does everyone always want to trade for him

#logic

 

[McAsuno]

If he's such a terrible bust why does everyone always want to trade for him

#logic

That question gets asked every time, but those same fans never answer. They just bring up Yakupov - bust, enigmatic, lazy, and khl bound over and over. They see a Yak trade proposal, and their trigger fingers are already hungry to pull those comments.

 

[Mr Forever]

Brad Hunt because it would be ****ing hilarious

 

[Ergot]

Pouliot with an ugly one.

 

[voxel]

You can't score if you don't shoot. Perron is the only one who fires willy-nilly followed by Hall.

 

[KenLinsemanFanClub]

Schultz. What do I win?

 

[sundaysleftovers]

Nail - one timer (sweet feed from Leon)

 

[roboninja]

My boy Perron.

Hope not, as I don't think he is even playing tonight. Correct me if I am wrong.

Should note I voted for the Nuge.

 

[oilwave]

I have a gut feeling it'll be Perron.

 

[Del Preston]

Hope not, as I don't think he is even playing tonight. Correct me if I am wrong.

I think you're wrong.

 

[voxel]

Going to retract my vote for Perron. He's play with deadweight Arcobello and Purcell

http://oilers.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=33403

 

[McDrai]

Hmm I'll go with Pouliot just because my gut says so

 

[Da McBomb]

My vote goes to Nuge with a nice wrister

 

[roboninja]

I think you're wrong.

And I am glad I am wrong.

 

[AlowlyMcOilersfan]

Naiiiilllllll YAKKKKUUUUPOVVVVVVV!

I assume that's how it'll sound the OILERS RADIO NETWORK

 

[Jumptheshark]

Schultz but not till the next game--flames shut us out tonight

 

[McPuritania]

Yak will get a breakaway, Dallas Eakins will jump off the bench, tackle Yak, while Brad Hunt slithers in, grabs the loose puck, and scores. When Yak gets back to the bench, Hall will yell at him. Next day at practice, Will Acton skates on a line with Pouliot and Draisaitl.

Book it.

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Jordan Eberle...

...Against the Canucks.

 

[McPuritania]

Jordan Eberle...

...Against the Canucks.

We have a winner.

 

[AlowlyMcOilersfan]

Yak will get a breakaway, Dallas Eakins will jump off the bench, tackle Yak, while Brad Hunt slithers in, grabs the loose puck, and scores. When Yak gets back to the bench, Hall will yell at him. Next day at practice, Will Acton skates on a line with Pouliot and Draisaitl.

Book it.

But wouldn't the goal be waived off due to a too many men on the ice penalty?

 

[The Head Crusher]

Just to troll everyone it will be hunt

 

[McPuritania]

But wouldn't the goal be waived off due to a too many men on the ice penalty?

Not if Kowal is officiating.

Then again, he might call two minutes for Oilerz.

 

[ehhteen]

Yak City one timer from Dr. Drai's sauce

 

[GMofOilers]

Eberle