I use to identify as a cheeto
then I realized that it wouldn't be fair for the cheeta
so I decided to distance myself from the feline by stating that I identify as a Crunchy Corn Puff
then Corn Pops got mad at me
i explained to Corn Pops the clear difference between Puff and Pops and the complete disregard Corn Pops has for Corn Ma (on top of that), but because we are all equal they didn't like my description as a Puff
they even created a blog to denounce me as some fake
so i decided that i should go back to self identify as a Cheeto and screw the Cheetas
but the Cheetas then formed an organization for Felines Without Genders
which confused me, because it had no impact on my cheesiness
Yet the cheese industry counter-argued that if i don't need to self refrigerate, how in the hell can i proclaim I'm cheesy?
Now this is the part that got me mad, because I sure do smell like cheese, and walk like a cheese, just cause i enjoy the sun every now and then, why cant they just accept me for who I am???
so on my latest tax form, of course no place to identify yourself as Cheeto, i wrote next to male female CHEETO! with an exclamation point to boot
they rejected my tax form...
I then went on tour to promote myself - haven't sold many tickets so i cancelled the tour
Then i remembered that latinos and latinas are LatinX
and hence, Cheet-X was born
I am now Cheet-X (as of this week)
thank you for those that stayed with me through this story
signed Cheet-X