TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part III

[NyQuil]

From tonight's episode:

"...(Lisa), we must keep you in Canada where you'll be safe...and assigned your own hockey team."
"please not Ottawa, please not Ottawa"
: puts Ottawa cap on Lisa : "Yeah, I'm... so sorey"

It’s all the talk in our town.

Timely and hilarious!

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

Melnyk, you spent no money, and failed miserably. The lesson is: never spend money.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Melynk: Well hire someone cheap its been a very lean year for us

 

[tony d]

Footage of Mark Stone and Bobby Ryan in the Ottawa dressing room on trade deadline day:

 

[hangman005]

Marge: Melynk, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest.
Sting: Not while one of my fans needs me.
Marge: Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart watch an Ottawa Senators game.
Homer: [shushing Marge] Sssshhhh!! Marge, he's a good digger!

 

[bigdirty]

Melnyk introduces the newest member of the Senators:

 

[NyQuil]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[bigdirty]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Brad I told you before stop gnawing on the drywall!

 

[The Nemesis]

As the biggest Balcers fan on the Sharks board prior to the trade, I approve of the player choice.

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Every time HFBoards asks me to disable my adblocker....

 

[Ceremony]

What the hell are you smiling at?

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Melnyk: Naturally I can't hand out contracts for our best players because I'm strapped for cash

 

[Psyfer]

Only who can prevent adblock?

You have selected you referring to me

That is incorrect. The correct answer is you

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Sens hockey! Get your Sens hockey here!



Melynk's marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials, but few stayed to watch the Sens game

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I've put hockey teams in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!

 

[The Nemesis]

 

[The Nemesis]

Also today the actual CFL draft was on TV and all I could think of was

 

[John Price]

Also today the actual CFL draft was on TV and all I could think of was

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Also today the actual CFL draft was on TV and all I could think of was

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

Also today the actual CFL draft was on TV and all I could think of was

"The Saskatchewan Rough Riders scored only four rouges all last season."