Favourite Simpsons Moments - Part 34

[tony d]

Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
And you remember Matthew... 21:17.
And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
Yeah. Think about it.

 

[John Price]

"Bad grammar overload"

 

[Leafsdude7]

"Bad grammar overload"

Linguo.................dead?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Linguo is dead.

 

[George Binks]

I'll have the baby guts

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'll have the baby guts

Lady, you disgust me

 

[Congo Jack]

Milhouse: I can't go to juvie! They use guys like me as currency!
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, they'll pass you around like... like currency, like you said.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Ceremony]

With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero.

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I wish i could crawl into a hole and die.

 

[NyQuil]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Congo Jack]

We need more Bort license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Leafsdude7]

I don't approve of that.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I was a political prisoner!

 

[Psyfer]

I was a political prisoner!

How were you a political prisoner?

 

[John Price]

I am the lizard queen!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

How were you a political prisoner?

I kicked a giant mouse in the butt.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

How were you a political prisoner?

 

[Psyfer]

I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.