Favourite Simpsons Moments - part 33

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Congo Jack]

Marge: [Homer and Marge are standing with Bart's Elephant, Stampy] Oh my, it looks like it could gore.
Homer: Hee hee, it does look like Al Gore.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!? Ya used me, Skinner! YA USED ME!"

 

[NyQuil]

 

[tony d]

 

[John Price]

Grease me up, woman.

 

[NyQuil]

What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman!

 

[Ceremony]

I'm telling you, I didn't do anything!

I don't care.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Grease me up, woman.

Okie dokie.....

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[John Price]

 

[Psyfer]

I got everything I was supposed to get. I'm not going to enroll in that clown college, though. That advertisement had no effect on me

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[John Price]

I got everything I was supposed to get. I'm not going to enroll in that clown college, though. That advertisement had no effect on me

Clowns are funny.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Congo Jack]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[Ceremony]

Oh, I don't wanna serve out the rest of my term naked in a tube.

 

[Congo Jack]

Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king.

 

[Ceremony]

What'd it say?

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"You know, there are three things we are never going to get rid of here in Springfield. One; the bats in the public library. Two; Mrs. McFierly's compost heap. And three; our six-term mayor. The illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking spendocrat, Diamond Joe Quimby."
"Hey! I am no longer illiterate."

 

[NyQuil]

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?"

 

[Paul Dipietro]

"Stupid sexy Flanders!!!!"

 

[tony d]