Favourite Simpsons Moments - part 33

[Ceremony]

You, president? This is the greatest country in the world. We've got a whole system set up to stop people like from ever becoming president!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You, president? This is the greatest country in the world. We've got a whole system set up to stop people like from ever becoming president!

Quit your daydreaming Melon Head!!!!

 

[cupcrazyman]

 

[cupcrazyman]

 

[George Binks]

In your face Milwaukee!!!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

In your face Milwaukee!!!

Space Coyote?

 

[Psyfer]

Hey wait a minute, there's no such thing as a talking dog

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hi Homer!!! Find your soulmate...

 

[Congo Jack]

Jimbo: We got Skinner's underpants! And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-Principal.

Principal Skinner: That's not true. I can buy a new pair! [checks his wallet] No, I can't. I needed those, I really did.

 

[NyQuil]

This is just your memory. I can't give you any new information.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[John Price]

 

[bigdirty]

 

[Psyfer]

Five-alarm chili, eh? One… two… Hey, what's the big idea?

 

[John Price]

 

[Congo Jack]

Mr. Burns: Smithers do you think you could dig up Al Jolson?
Smithers: Ummm... Remember we tried that?
Mr. Burns: Oh right, he's dead... and rather pungent. The rest of that night is something I'd like to forget.

 

[cupcrazyman]

Mr. Burns: I've decided to bring in a few ringers, professional baseballers. We'll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai "Three-Finger" Brown...

Smithers: Uh, sir?

Mr. Burns: What is it, Smithers?

Smithers: I'm afraid all of those players have retired and, uh... passed on. In fact, your right-fielder has been dead for a hundred and thirty years

 

[HFBort]

Before we close this thread, I just want to add Thirty million vcash of HFboards' money to support the perverted arts.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[John Price]

Play fair!

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

Before we close this thread, I just want to add Thirty million vcash of HFboards' money to support the perverted arts.

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work."

 

[bigdirty]

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work."

Well, this reporter was... possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president. It may not be perfect, but it's the best government we have... for now.

 

[John Price]

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work."

 

[John Price]

 

[Congo Jack]