Favorite Simpsons moments part 35: Linguo, dead?

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Smithers?

My parents insisted I give it a try sir.

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you....nuts.

 

[Ceremony]

Don't be scared Jubjub

 

[Ceremony]

To my sister Jackie I leave my pet iguana, Jubjub.
Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her?

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"These monsters are destroying everyone and everything we hold dear! And you kids should have jackets on."

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"The state lottery: where everyone wins."
"Actual odds of winning one in three-hundred and eighty million."

 

[NyQuil]

"Alright, here's the deal. Every time you watch my show, I will send you, 40 dollars!"
"Checks will not be honored".

 

[The Nemesis]

Your dreams may differ from those of Globex and its subsidiaries.

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[bigdirty]

 

[Ceremony]

Yes, eat all of our shirts!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Now let's all celebrate, with a cool glass of turnip juice.

 

[KaylaJ]

Apu, you should have seen your face when they showed you those babies...Yeah! It looked just like that!

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili.

Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless!

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

From Hells heart I stab at thee

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Is this the untimely end of Milhouse???

 

[Ceremony]

Again with the Klingons...

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"I'll get you for this Middler!"

 

[Ceremony]

Don't do it son. How's that game gonna help your putting?

 

[tony d]

 

[Player big P]

I shouldn't have served those North Korean fortune cookies. They were so insulting. "You are a coward." No one likes to hear that after a nice meal.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Don't do it son. How's that game gonna help your putting?

Just take it!!!