Favorite Simpsons moments part 35: Linguo, dead?

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm looking for my friend Bill. Have you seen any Bills around here??

 

[The Nemesis]

I'm looking for my friend Bill. Have you seen any Bills around here??

No... His name's Bart.

 

[tony d]

 

[John Price]

No... His name's Bart.

Chief Wiggum: [groans] Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay?
Homer: Okay.
Chief Wiggum: The guy I'm really looking for, wink,
[winks]
Chief Wiggum: is Mr. Bribe, wink, wink.
[winks twice]
Homer: It's a ring toss game.
Chief Wiggum: All right, that's it. I'm shutting this game down.

 

[Ceremony]

It's a ring toss game.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"They said my way of thinking wasn't cost effective."
"That's awful."
"Well, that, and I was funneling profits to the Viet Cong."

 

[KaylaJ]

Sheesh, look at these refugees. How about a smile?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

They've undergone terrible hardships.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Sure, we'll help you, just sit down and wait for Detective Like I Give A Damn

Thank you so much

 

[John Price]

Sure, we'll help you, just sit down and wait for Detective Like I Give A Damn

Thank you so much

Well, your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass, I mean, uh, Simpson. So, I’ll just type it up on my invisible typewriter.

 

[John Price]

Chief Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: (indignantly) I'm pretty sure there is.

And of course

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

This is 9-1.....2.

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Wiggum: I’m on a road, looks to be asphalt. Aw, jeez, trees, shrubs, I’m directly under the Earth’s Sun....now

 

[NyQuil]

Mayor Quimby: And if I go down, you're gonna break my fall!
Chief Wiggum: Word to the wise, Quimby: don't write checks your butt can't cash.
Mayor Quimby: Hear me loud and clear, Wiggum: you bite me, I'll bite back!
Chief Wiggum: You talk the talk, Quimby, but do you walk the walk?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Oh my god!!! It's a ghost car!!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Mayor Quimby: And if I go down, you're gonna break my fall!
Chief Wiggum: Word to the wise, Quimby: don't write checks your butt can't cash.
Mayor Quimby: Hear me loud and clear, Wiggum: you bite me, I'll bite back!
Chief Wiggum: You talk the talk, Quimby, but do you walk the walk?

You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass.

 

[John Price]

It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel!

You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass.

 

[Psyfer]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"I can't wait till they throw his hatless butt in jail."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Bake em away Toys

 

[Ceremony]

It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel.