Favorite Simpsons moments part 35: Linguo, dead?

[Psyfer]

You know, there's a little place called Mary Ann's Hammocks, the nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets in the hammock with you

 

[KaylaJ]

yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night, they just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[George Binks]

Look at me I'm a famous historian! Outta my way!

 

[The Nemesis]

Meanwhile, in Edmonton:

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with these pornographic playing cards."

 

[x Tame Impala]

"Shut up a ya face!"

" * Shut up...YOUR face"

 

[x Tame Impala]

You're all talk Hammil, you never even finished Jedi school

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Meanwhile, in Edmonton:

 

[Congo Jack]

 

[Huggy43]

30 years today!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[KaylaJ]

Hello, is this uh GBM? Uh yeah, I read in the personals you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days movies. Uh huh...uh no, I don't like that...or that. No, it's not that I'm afraid I'mgonnahangupnowbyebye!

 

[bigdirty]

I shoot birds at the airport.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I shoot birds at the airport.

Everyone hates birds...

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[BonMorrison]

My legs hurt.

 

[NyQuil]

And now in Washington D.C.:

Oh my God, the Caps lost Game 3!!!

Oh, the Caps won Game 4?

 

[CokenoPepsi]

And now in Washington D.C.:

Oh my God, the Caps lost Game 3!!!

Oh, the Caps won Game 4?

classic

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

In honor of today's holiday, I plan to smoke harmless tobacco

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[BonMorrison]

Made my own Simpsons ****-post today.

"yes - this should provide adequate sustenance for the aurora borealis marathon."

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Gordie!