Post-Game Talk: *Even Longer Fart Noise*

[DerpMorg]

Can our team put a dozen players into Covid protocol so we can get a break from this shit for 3-4 games?

 

[McJadeddog]

Probably going to lose to Columbus on Thursday too. I doubt this team can outwork them.

This "team" can't out work anybody, let alone a NHL team. If they don't have their "easy minutes PP" going at a crazy rate, they can't compete in games. It's why they are less than useless at ES and in the playoffs.

 

[EchoesoftheEighties]

I got a solid leg day in

 

[Oilhawks]

All of them can get f***ed. They're all culpable assholes who don't deserve their positions or pay.

Sure, but so what? That IATL clown has always been right that Katz is the biggest problem with this team. That’s not going to change, so you just have to hope for the best with what they have

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Keith and Bear trades are a nothingburger. Holland’s biggest f***ups:

No goalie
No 3C
Not firing Tippett after the sweep

Nurse/Kassian contracts.

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Sure, but so what? That IATL clown has always been right that Katz is the biggest problem with this team. That’s not going to change, so you just have to hope for the best with what they have

Of course but it's still infuriating.

Pay me $5m and I can GM this team like a f***ing monkey too.

 

[Oilhawks]

Can our team put a dozen players into Covid protocol so we can get a break from this shit for 3-4 games?

I was praying that would happen tonight. Instead they got a guaranteed loss. f***

 

[94 Oil Drops]

I got nothing. Nothing more I can say right now and I think I need a little break.

Either than being an Oilers fan absolutely, utterly, and completely sucks. At least watching the WJCs will be nice.

 

[KlefDown]

I told you all Keith would be an absolute disaster. I told you.

$5.4M of wasted cap space.
then the 3M on Barrie
then the two year deals to scrubs like Koekkoek and Shore

broken f***ing team

 

[Oilhawks]

Of course but it's still infuriating.

Pay me $5m and I can GM this team like a f***ing monkey too.

Yeah, I mean that’s how the world works man. Things don’t make sense and life isn’t fair. We’re led by the least among us

 

[AddyTheWrath]

Are we even making the playoffs this year?

 

[ZJuice]

I like seeing “Show Ignored Content” when I haven’t ignored a user since 2019. Who is it? Who‽

 

[McDrai]

Can our team put a dozen players into Covid protocol so we can get a break from this shit for 3-4 games?

Heck, I'm ready for a Covid 2020 style break from this team.

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Yeah, I mean that’s how the world works man. Things don’t make sense and life isn’t fair. We’re led by the least among us

Making Holland the highest paid GM in the league is a microcosm of everything wrong with the Oilers.

 

[5 14 6 1]

This is just embarrassing at this point. Team sucks in every regard

 

[Pizza!Pizza!]

 

[Cloned]

Cloned’s Criticisms:

- None of the goals were technically Koskinen’s fault, but when your team is dominating the period and you let in the first shot you see in the period, it’s a back breaker.

- Drai played like absolute ass, missing the opening goal which would’ve changed the complexion of the game completely. He then proceeded to take a stupid penalty which gave the Leafs their first goal. Then he missed another chance on the PP later. And was on the ice for goals against.

- McDavid needs to shoot a lot f***ing more.

 

[EchoesoftheEighties]

The GDT inspired me to get egg nog

 

[McJadeddog]

Are we even making the playoffs this year?

No, we aren't. Not unless anaheim comes way back to earth, and Calgary as well. They are both better teams than us, and it's not close either

 

[KlefDown]

Can’t wait to see the bullshit the players say in the post game

 

[Cloned]

Also @TB12 I think Drai could use some static shooting practice after tonight

 

[Oilhawks]

So much whining about the D. They aren’t the problem.

Goalie
3C
Coach

Fix those three things and the most this team will lose in a row is 2 f***ing games

 

[Captain Fantastic]

Jersey on ice !!

 

[BlueCheeseWithWings]

"Think of something new. Seriously."

- Louie DeBrusk re: jersey on the ice.

Yes, exactly. Think of something new, Oilers.

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

So much whining about the D. They aren’t the problem.

Goalie
3C
Coach

Fix those three things and the most this team will lose in a row is 2 f***ing games

A quarter of the cap tied up in our top four D next year, maybe one of which is actually a half-decent top 4 D.