GWT: EPL - Matchweek 21

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Holy shit you clowns stop kicking the ball away

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Damn almost a really good Gallagoal

 

[Blender]

I swear Gallagher hits a post or crossbar every game, no luck.

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

There have been literally no stoppages in the second half but I guess 5 minutes is the legal minimum

 

[Blender]

Chukwuemeka back!

 

[hatterson]

There have been literally no stoppages in the second half but I guess 5 minutes is the legal minimum

Yea. Couple subs, but other than that routine free kicks and throws, none of which were excessively long.

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Yea. Couple subs, but other than that routine free kicks and throws, none of which were excessively long.

You don't become "The Most Exciting League in the World"™ without artificially producing moments for excitement!

 

[Blender]

My heart stopped.

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Eleven idiots running around

 

[hatterson]

I have zero idea why the game isn’t over yet…

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

They clearly really wanted an equalizer to happen and we did everything we could to give it to them

 

[Blender]

Here you can see why a squad of wonderkids has some issues, there is no composure to close out the game.

A win is a win though.

 

[Blender]

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

We're in 8th now back in business!

 

[Peen]

- Thought Gusto should have been sent off
- Enzo’s yellow looked weak. Like I get not wanting scissors in the game but uh, wow
- Felt like Anthony Taylor was trying to will an equalizer. I know we benefitted overall because he didn’t send Gusto off but that’s still how it felt towards the end
- Enzo / Caicedo first half were brilliant. First time I’ve seen them play that well on the pitch together.
- Palmer better as game went on
- Sterling did f*** all. Ball just dies on his feet. He’s either on it and our best player or off it and destroying momentum in attacks
- Mid Gallagher game. Felt like one of those games that Gallagher naysayers point to because there’s just zero forward contributions
- Broja awful
- Petrovic good. Wonder how cheap Sanchez is sold for this summer. Reminder we paid 25+ for Brighton’s 3rd string and gave him a 7 year contract! All just to be severely outplayed by an MLS goalie!
- Colwill very good
- CBs cant complain
- Gusto meh
- Good Chilwell cameo
- Madueke threatening offensively but woeful lack of maturity when it comes to understanding time and score

 

[luiginb]

Newcastle with an early goal, looks offside though. Ederson hurt on the play, looks like he injured his knee.

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Was the offside tight? If another player got injured because of a "let it play out" non-flag on a blatant offside I'm gonna be pretty mad

 

[luiginb]

Was the offside tight? If another player got injured because of a "let it play out" non-flag on a blatant offside I'm gonna be pretty mad

Yeah, and it was an imminent goal opportunity. I think the assistant did well, Ederson was injured by his mistress impregnating teammate.

 

[Jussi]

Was the offside tight? If another player got injured because of a "let it play out" non-flag on a blatant offside I'm gonna be pretty mad

I'm reading comments that Isaak was about a meter offside in the first pass.

 

[Spring in Fialta]

Fantastic goal in the UAE-Saudi Arabia derby.

 

[Jack Straw]

Wow

 

[Blender]

As much as Gordon often goes down easy, that was some serious garbage that he got shoved off the pitch and there was not even a foul called.

 

[Spring in Fialta]

Another screamer. This time from KSA.

 

[Blender]

Special stuff from Isak to make it 1-1.

 

[Jack Straw]

Wow. Newcastle with two beauties within minutes of each other.