OT: EastonBlues22 Minion Sign-up Thread

[Davimir Tarablad]

Big sticks are overrated

 

[The Grouch]

Wow! So many questions!

Lets start with this...

I offer benevolent guidance...

My interpretation of this line reasons that you will benevolently guide me with any and all legal, tax, and medical related questions that may materialize in the course of my service as a minion. Also, at some point, I may or may not ask you what the meaning of life is.....I expect the answer.

...and protection from all hostile invaders.

My interpretation of hostile invaders includes any and all of the following:

Ex-Girlfriends
Rival Gang Members
The IRS
Blackhawk Fans
Spiders
The Clown from the movie It



If these terms are acceptable, simply deny that they are acceptable, and then like this post.

 

[ezcreepin]

Can I be a hype-man instead

 

[EastonBlues22]

Can I be a hype-man instead

You'll have to ask Dizee.

He proactively took on the role of making me look good quite some time ago.

(It's just a joke, people.)

 

[SniperHF]

Wait can I be a minion?

 

[EastonBlues22]

Wait can I be a minion?

You can be any darn thing you want, boss.

 

[SniperHF]

You can be any darn thing you want, boss.

But as a fan of the team you are playing today I think I would also qualify as an interloper.

 

[EastonBlues22]

But as a fan of the team you are playing today I think I would also qualify as an interloper.

Interloper?

Sounds remarkably like something my spy might say for plausible deniability regarding why he's checking in with me before the big game.

 

[Bobby Orrtuzzo]

Do we at least get matching jackets?

 

[Bobby Orrtuzzo]

Is this a blood in blood out type of group?

I have so many questions

 

[TruBlu]

Are we required to play musical instruments, like in "ghost," or do we have to wear stupid goggles and paint ourselves yellow?

 

[i aint Dunn yet]

That'd Bendaks job you inconsiderate piece of crap

hahahaha

 

[Em etah Eh]

I’ll be your minion. Just let me know when it is time to bump that Anders Lee shooting percentage thread...

 

[Thallis]

Is this a blood in blood out type of group?

I have so many questions

I want full on henchmen constumes before I commit.

 

[67Blues]

It appears that you've already outsourced your likes to I aint dunn yet.

 

[Frenzy31]

This is very tempting, but I have to ask the all important question:

Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

 

[Stupendous Yappi]

I’d rather be a lackey.

 

[EastonBlues22]

Is this a blood in blood out type of group?

I have so many questions

I'm not familiar with that reference, but it certainly sounds like something that I shouldn't condone for legal reasons.

 

[EastonBlues22]

Are we required to play musical instruments, like in "ghost," or do we have to wear stupid goggles and paint ourselves yellow?

Nobody in here is yellow, and "Ghosting" is strictly forbidden.

 

[EastonBlues22]

I’ll be your minion. Just let me know when it is time to bump that Anders Lee shooting percentage thread...

At the end of the season should be fine, I think.

I'll give it at least a few hours before I mosey on over there to close it after you do.

 

[EastonBlues22]

I’d rather be a lackey.

I'm wouldn't let a small thing like job title stand between us.

Howsabout I make you Lead Lackey for taking initiative?

 

[EastonBlues22]

This is very tempting, but I have to ask the all important question:

Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

You only get access to the company flowchart after you join the company.

 

[EastonBlues22]

It appears that you've already outsourced your likes to I aint dunn yet.

What can I say? Between Nylander and Wilson, it's been a busy day.

He's certainly stepped up, though.

 

[EastonBlues22]

I want full on henchmen constumes before I commit.

A small price to pay.

You're responsible for purchasing your own trench coats, though.

 

[Falco Lombardi]

A small price to pay.

You're responsible for purchasing your own trench coats, though.

WE GET TO WEAR TRENCH COATS?!