Jiminy Cricket
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- Mar 9, 2014
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Well boys here I am at my Corporate Security job, already drinking at 9 o'clock in the morning. I miss my wife and kids so much. And now I'm shitfaced drunk again, on the verge of another mental breakdown. Didn't even bother to shower or shave at all this week. So much for rehab, eh? If my supervisors catch me like this, I'll be gone for sure, and I'll be out on the streets soon.
-Corporate Security Failure Jim
-Corporate Security Failure Jim