GDT: Doovoo Magic vs Things That Fall From Maple Trees

[CandyCanes]

The current game is good. Going to try doovoo magic for this one.

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[Unsustainable]

Yes

 

[HisIceness]

Must win game

 

[Tryamw]

Must win game must Blow the leafs out of PNC.

 

[Dishface]

I'll be there for reasons I do not know.

 

[HisIceness]

In theory this is an easy victory. Hurricanes>>>>>>>>>>Leaves

 

[Navin R Slavin]

I've got 2 tickets and a parking pass. If you want 'em pm me.

 

[CandyCanes]

I've got 2 tickets and a parking pass. If you want 'em pm me.

You giving them away for free or trying to sell?

 

[Navin R Slavin]

You giving them away for free or trying to sell?

I'm collecting karma.

 

[Dishface]

I've got 2 tickets and a parking pass. If you want 'em pm me.

I see how it is, as soon as you find out I am going to the game, you give away your tickets for free. I hope you step on all the legos.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

I see how it is, as soon as you find out I am going to the game, you give away your tickets for free. I hope you step on all the legos.

You assume that going to the game will be fun. That's not necessarily a safe assumption. There's a reason I'm not going, you realize that, right?

 

[Dishface]

You assume that going to the game will be fun. That's not necessarily a safe assumption. There's a reason I'm not going, you realize that, right?

alcohol is your friend.

 

[FreshSeabass]

We already got our one win over them for the season. Don't think we get anymore of those.

 

[Roboturner913]

In theory this is an easy victory. Hurricanes>>>>>>>>>>Leaves

Hurricanes >>>>> most mascots. It would behoove us to be more specific.

Like Giraffes. Just for one game, be the Giraffes

 

[sabremike]

If someone flattens Pajama Boy they will win free bagels for life from Bagel Boss and never have to pay for a meal anywhere on Long Island ever again (yes I just saw the Rogers commercial).

 

[sabremike]

Hurricanes >>>>> most mascots. It would behoove us to be more specific.

Like Giraffes. Just for one game, be the Giraffes

So you're saying you want Tage Thompson?????

 

[Roboturner913]

I mean look at this majestic creature just kicking the **** out of them leaves. NO MERCY

 

[Navin R Slavin]

I m teem jraf

 

[Roboturner913]

list of mascots Hurricanes should in theory destroy:

Leafs - yes
Jets - oh hell yes
Senators - these guys run Canadian FEMA right?
Panthers - ha! they don't stand a chance
Ducks -we're over here wiping out entire flocks yo
Penguins - same
Bruins - probably can't blow them away but destroying the forest that is their home? Abso-f***in-lutely
Flames - ha. good luck with that
Blackhawks - say goodbye to your teepees
Flyers - not sure what you are exactly, but if you're flyin', you're dyin'
Red Wings - see above
Lightning - OK, maybe that's a draw
Islanders - believe this was covered in 2012 (don't @ me, I'm from Louisiana, it's a joke)
Wild - if "Wild" means something like "generic wilderness" then obviously, yes
Predators, Coyotes - see Panthers
Sharks - IDK, but we could probably at least minorly mess up your ecosystem for a couple weeks
Kings - natural disasters aren't selective in whose houses they knock down
Sabres - blowin you around like it's not even hard
Stars - OK, these guys probably have us whooped

 

[Lempo]

Kings - natural disasters aren't selective in whose houses they knock down

Counterpoint: Kings are traditionally the kind of pigs that use serious amount of bricks and mortar to build their houses huff&buff proof.

Obviously we will blow their house in all the same or at least drown the ****er in it, but it needs to be pointed out so that the list doesn't look partial.

 

[Breakdowns]

I've got 2 tickets and a parking pass. If you want 'em pm me.

I will take them off your hands, but can you also buy me a round trip plane ticket? Cheers

 

[Lempo]

I'm collecting karma.

You assume that going to the game will be fun. That's not necessarily a safe assumption. There's a reason I'm not going, you realize that, right?

You, sir, seem to be a karma swindler.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

You, sir, seem to be a karma swindler.

I didn't say what flavor of karma I was collecting, now, did I?

 

[Lempo]

I didn't say what flavor of karma I was collecting, now, did I?

You did not. Then I understood it is a false flag operation to out yourself as a Leafs fan in good enough time before the game for the bad karma to register on their team and we win gaem, and kept it shush.

 

[sabremike]

You did not. Then I understood it is a false flag operation to out yourself as a Leafs fan in good enough time before the game for the bad karma to register on their team and we win gaem, and kept it shush.

Hank Anger's ticket giveaway was an inside job!!! Also ChemTrails!!!!!!