Cory still winless his state of mind fragile
Wood looks like dogs**t he'll never be agile
Dea placed on waivers all tied up with string
Can't we just play all our games versus Kings?
Andy Greene's bone dust it litters Prudential
Let's hope we trade him to some dolt as rental
His hands only move quick when tapping own goals
No doubt his stocking is brimming with coals
Let's have a break now we'll get this all sorted
Hynes is not happy the bench just got Tort-ed
Whiffing on pucks in the slot makes me cringe
GDTs packed with much anger and whinge
Mueller in press box and Andy first pairing
Hard to get through games our D is too scary
Back door left open for pucks to go Zing!
Bottom of conference deez n**s in a sling
Coleman still looks good and Travis still steady
Now we've seen Cory I almost miss Eddie (Lack)
Crowd so defeated no "rags suck" to sing
Wondering who gets next call up from Bing
Season looks dismal no playoffs we'll enter
Lord knows we could use a 2nd line center
Someone to dangle the puck on a string
Kick-start our under-performers at wing
Copious boozing and crisp apple strudels
Look at Johansson he's soft as a noodle
Overtime hijinx just can't get a win
Matter of time before we let one in
Hall still racks up points, Palmieri still scoring
Watching us protect a lead has me snoring
Hynes jumbling lines up to see what will click
Hey there goes Noesen just stepped on his d**k
When the Hynes barks
When blocked shots sting
When possession's bad
I simply remember we're nowhere near spring
Yet somehow I feeeeel more baaaaad