GDT: Devils vs Sharks - *****er's Full! 10:30 PM - MSG+

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thethinglonger

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mtnet

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Cory still winless his state of mind fragile
Wood looks like dogs**t he'll never be agile
Dea placed on waivers all tied up with string
Can't we just play all our games versus Kings?

Andy Greene's bone dust it litters Prudential
Let's hope we trade him to some dolt as rental
His hands only move quick when tapping own goals
No doubt his stocking is brimming with coals

Let's have a break now we'll get this all sorted
Hynes is not happy the bench just got Tort-ed
Whiffing on pucks in the slot makes me cringe
GDTs packed with much anger and whinge

Mueller in press box and Andy first pairing
Hard to get through games our D is too scary
Back door left open for pucks to go Zing!
Bottom of conference deez n**s in a sling

Coleman still looks good and Travis still steady
Now we've seen Cory I almost miss Eddie (Lack)
Crowd so defeated no "rags suck" to sing
Wondering who gets next call up from Bing

Season looks dismal no playoffs we'll enter
Lord knows we could use a 2nd line center
Someone to dangle the puck on a string
Kick-start our under-performers at wing

Copious boozing and crisp apple strudels
Look at Johansson he's soft as a noodle
Overtime hijinx just can't get a win
Matter of time before we let one in

Hall still racks up points, Palmieri still scoring
Watching us protect a lead has me snoring
Hynes jumbling lines up to see what will click
Hey there goes Noesen just stepped on his d**k

When the Hynes barks
When blocked shots sting
When possession's bad
I simply remember we're nowhere near spring
Yet somehow I feeeeel more baaaaad
 
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bobilly45

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Kinkaid is probably playing. Over/under should be number of posts hit that make Kinkaid's stats look better than they should be and they aren't very good anyway.

That doesnt make your stats look better... actually it makes your stats worse as it doesnt count as a shot which would pad your useless stats. The only stats they inflate are the blocked/missed shots as that's what they're counted as
Both goalies are worse with this d so the ability for them to score against you (has happend to kk too, just not 3 in one game).
 

Devilsfan118

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Dragging today because I stayed up for last night's game - I don't think I'll make that mistake again.

LGD. Keep it respectable.
 

I Hate Tie DOMI

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That doesnt make your stats look better... actually it makes your stats worse as it doesnt count as a shot which would pad your useless stats. The only stats they inflate are the blocked/missed shots as that's what they're counted as
Both goalies are worse with this d so the ability for them to score against you (has happend to kk too, just not 3 in one game).

Maybe I didn't word that right, but I meant if they hit the post multiple times then his stats look better because they didn't go in and count against the goals against or the save percentage.
 

Hischier and Hughes

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so what exactly was the point of trading for Mueller?

How Hynes seens Yakovlev Greene or Butcher as better than Mueller blows my mind
 

JK3

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So if the Devils play at 10:30 with no one watching and they lose, does it still count?

I usually never have an issue watching to the end but holy hell that Kings game felt like it went to 3am. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
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