VERSUS
TIME: Past Your Bedtime
PLACE: A little cave under the sea (I don't know, I don't watch the show)
LINEUPS:
San Jose Baby Sharks
Petershark - Future Avs 2C Shark - Gusher Shark
Requin Francais - Punchable Face Shark - Svensk Haj
Third Line Shark - Guaranteed Goal Tonight Shark - Handshake Deal Shark
Crisco Shark - 4C Shark - Veal Parmesan Shark
Pickle Shark - Norris Shark
Italian Shark - Scottish Shark
Czech Shark - Ex-Duck Shark
Not Kaako Shark/Scared of Rainbows Shark
Colorado Lil' Avs
Drago - Soooooo Close - Really REALLY Close
Not Even Close - Answer Your Goddamn Phone - Here's a Puck Kid
Long Beach Porn Stache - Can't Wait for the Follow-Up Trade - Swiss Gretzky
Held Together by Chewing Gum and String - Held Together by a (Red) Wing and a Prayer - Just got Engaged
Better Toews - You Let FREDDY GAUDREAU Beat You!?!?
Future Sam Bennett - He's a PLAYER!!!!
Big Johnson - Bigger Johnson
Anti-DeAngelo
KEYS TO THE GAME
1. I mean...come on.
2. All the pucks must be shot by Mikko until further notice
3. Except if they're fired by Nate