News Article: Coronavirus Part 3: Social Distance Yourself

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

I said goodbye weeks ago. Honestly haven’t even thought much about it with all that’s going on around us. Seems like it’s been months since the last game.

Same here. I think it’s always been wishful thinking to believe we will finish the season this year. With how this virus is out of control particularly in the US I can’t see gatherings happening North America wide till the fall at the earliest.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Subject to change though I think. If by some miracle cases start dropping exponentially in the summer...

That would be nice. Summer hockey would be fun but the ice in some rinks would be awful. It would be like watching broomball in Tampa, Carolina, Dallas or Vegas.

 

[Cloned]

Taking hostage of the title for an important reminder.

No April 1st / April Fools posts or threads tomorrow.

Interesting turn of phrase.

Anddddd there go my plans for posting a "BREAKING NEWS: Soli changes his avatar" thread tomorrow.

 

[Skar]

Only the few of us "woke" intellectuals know that the earth is actually donut shaped. Vaccines cause autism. Chemtrails exist as a means for the gubberment to brainwash the sheeple. The moon landing was a hoax.

 

[Soli]

Interesting turn of phrase.

Anddddd there go my plans for posting a "BREAKING NEWS: Soli changes his avatar" thread tomorrow.

How premature, typical Cloned.

 

[Cloned]

That would be nice. Summer hockey would be fun but the ice in some rinks would be awful. It would be like watching broomball in Tampa, Carolina, Dallas or Vegas.

Competitive broomball is still better than no sports at all.

 

[Cloned]

How premature, typical Cloned.

Premature implies that it will eventually happen.

In your case with the avatar I have my doubts about that.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Competitive broomball is still better than no sports at all.

Marble racing has broomball beat hands down.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Only the few of us "woke" intellectuals know that the earth is actually donut shaped. Vaccines cause autism. Chemtrails exist as a means for the gubberment to brainwash the sheeple. The moon landing was a hoax.

Timmies should sell Earth-nuts.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Premature implies that it will eventually happen.

In your case with the avatar I have my doubts about that.

I was hoping you’d be wearing a Pam avatar for April 1.

 

[MaxR11]

I wonder if this pandemic will be the nudge needed to how countries start to implement Universal Basic Income......
Even some US entrepreneurs and US elected officials like Elon Musk, Zuckerberg, and Andrew Yang are advocates. We had tests of it in Canada and they've tested in the US too. They're testing in Europe and other countries. Maybe it's time?....

 

[Ritchie Valens]

That would be nice. Summer hockey would be fun but the ice in some rinks would be awful. It would be like watching broomball in Tampa, Carolina, Dallas or Vegas.

Competitive broomball is still better than no sports at all.

Now there's a sport I haven't heard about in years. There was quite a league in the mid 80s where I grew up. My sister played when she was 16 or 17 and I remember watching her when I was about 5 or 6.

Are there leagues still in the bigger cities?

 

[Cloned]

Marble racing has broomball beat hands down.

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[fuswald]

Is this a scene from Total Recall, or a Flat Earther being told there is NOT a global conspiracy on the shape of the planet...

YOU DECIDE

Cloned getting excited over şùpěŕğìřł

 

[I am the Liquor]

They are awesome. Big, bouncy boobs.

 

[Cloned]

Now there's a sport I haven't heard about in years. There was quite a league in the mid 80s where I grew up. My sister played when she was 16 or 17 and I remember watching her when I was about 5 or 6.

Are there leagues still in the bigger cities?

Seems like something more in @Drivesaitl 's age range.

 

[fuswald]

Hoping the April fools stuff stays away from the bad reality that is going on.

 

[bellagiobob]

Say goodbye to hockey.

Shame that the Leafs SC winning parade is cancelled.

 

[Cloned]

I was hoping you’d be wearing a Pam avatar for April 1.

 

[Cloned]

Cloned getting excited over şùpěŕğìřł

Don't make me post walls of text again.

 

[Tobias Kahun]

Interesting turn of phrase.

Anddddd there go my plans for posting a "BREAKING NEWS: Soli changes his avatar" thread tomorrow.

I was expecting a super girl is cancelled thread

 

[Ritchie Valens]

Brings a whole new meaning to "stinking up the crease."

 

[bellagiobob]

Class act

 

[Jumptheshark]

Is the curve flattening yet?

nope not even close

there will be several peaks and valleys and ups and downs

that is why many are suggesting we are looking at 6 months of this crap