News Article: Coronavirus Part 3: Social Distance Yourself

[Cloned]

Sorry. Pam from The Office has my heart.

You already know who has my heart.

 

[Ritchie Valens]

3 weeks ago I lived the movie Twister.
2 weeks ago I lived the movie Contaigon.
1 week ago I lived the movie Groundhog Day.
This week it is The Day After Tomorrow.

Can’t wait to see what next week brings.

Hostile aliens invade earth next week.

You'll live the movie "Signs".

 

[Frank the Tank]

Is this a scene from Total Recall, or a Flat Earther being told there is NOT a global conspiracy on the shape of the planet...

YOU DECIDE

I leave for a few hours (to do science stuff; the horror!) and we're in a new thread and the discussion has moved beyond climate change to flat-Earth conspiracies.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

You already know who has my heart.

 

[Senor Catface]

I leave for a few hours (to do science stuff; the horror!) and we're in a new thread and the discussion has moved beyond climate change to flat-Earth conspiracies.

Sounds like something a commie would say.

 

[Cloned]

Aliens invade earth next week.

You'll live the movie "Signs".

Apparently there's a giant meteor that'll pass close by Earth this weekend, so I vote for Armageddon.

 

[Ritchie Valens]

Apparently there's a giant meteor that'll pass close by Earth this weekend, so I vote for Armageddon.

Is anyone trying to clone dinosaurs for realises yet? Something else to consider.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

I leave for a few hours (to do science stuff; the horror!) and we're in a new thread and the discussion has moved beyond climate change to flat-Earth conspiracies.

Conspiracy? I say to you - prove this “global theory”. Coronavirus has spread all around the globe? No. It should read Coronavirus has spread all around the disc! Or giant frisbee. Or pie plate. But not globe!

 

[BlackDogg]

Apparently there's a giant meteor that'll pass close by Earth this weekend, so I vote for Armageddon.

 

[Cloned]

Is anyone trying to clone dinosaurs for realises yet? Something else to consider.

You know the easiest way to clone something, right?

Using a virus.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Apparently there's a giant meteor that'll pass close by Earth this weekend, so I vote for Armageddon.

Good one.

 

[GretzkytoKurri9917]

"See you at the party Richter!"

 

[Cloned]

I can never see your gifs.

 

[BlackDogg]

I can never see your gifs.

Consider yourself lucky....

 

[Senor Catface]

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

I can never see your gifs.

Same here. The virus must have ate it.

 

[Cloned]

Consider yourself lucky....

 

[Cloned]

Now I want to see it. Boo.

 

[bellagiobob]

I can never see your gifs.

They are awesome. Big, bouncy boobs.

 

[Senor Catface]

They are awesome. Big, bouncy boobs.

1 out of 2 isn't bad.

 

[I am the Liquor]

I looked out my front door down the street this morning and I fail to see any evidence of “the globe theory”. Sorry.

Just got home from Illinois, locked the front door oh boy

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Say goodbye to hockey.

 

[bellagiobob]

Say goodbye to hockey.

I said goodbye weeks ago. Honestly haven’t even thought much about it with all that’s going on around us. Seems like it’s been months since the last game.

 

[Cloned]

Say goodbye to hockey.

Subject to change though I think. If by some miracle cases start dropping exponentially in the summer...

 

[Soli]

Taking hostage of the title for an important reminder.

No April 1st / April Fools posts or threads tomorrow.