Speculation: CONTEST! Predict 5 quotes by Bergevin on his July 1st/UFA Press Conference

[danyhabsfan]

Ryan/Bozak/Nash/Filppula will play center in our top 6.

 

[danyhabsfan]

With the money I saved Molson under the cap, my suit allowance went up oh and I’m resigning because I’m horrible at my job

With the money I saved Molson will upgrade the hot dog.

 

[Habs Halifax]

5 more quotes? There are already so many so not sure he can top it.

Best guess but I only have one... It's hard to convince top UFA's to sign with Montreal.

 

[hvac412]

Can I flex my muscles for you?

 

[roy munson]

Can we also get points from MB's own attitude? I think a truck load of points can be had with "Condescendance".

 

[hvac412]

Do I look like I'm carrying watermelons under my arms?

 

[hvac412]

I was at da gym and missed Johns call.

 

[Ozmodiar]

- "he's a center who has proven he can play in the top 6" ( i don't know who he'll be talking about here ... Bozak, Stastny?)
- "with a healthy Price and Weber ...."
- "i've said before, the player will make the decision for us in training camp." (prospect making the team)
- "we expect this team to come in with the right attitude from the start."
- "i still have to make decisions for the long-term benefit of the team."

 

[badi]

Fans will love Shea he has big Karakterr
Pk was too much in hospital visiting kids he was distracting to la sainte flannnnnelllle

 

[badi]

Fans will love Shea he has big Karakterr
Pk was too much in hospital visiting kids he was distracting to la sainte flannnnnelllle

 

[Forum93]

If this is CONTEST what is the prize?

 

[CHwest]

“I wanna thank Belial for always believing me
This off season was for you!”

Lol, that is funny stuff!

 

[Montreal Impact FC]

We are going the right direction, tavares we had prepare so much for him we had a 5 hour presention ready at chez pare unfortunately we never had the chance to share the part of the plan we can talk about.. the pillars.

We were extremelly prepared for this UFA period as well unfortunalty our fax machine didnt work and will make sure next year it works. Its on me, period.

Has for the team has I said earlier we are going in the right direction with Price and Weber ready we fill we can squeeze in and surprise at the playoffs.

I did attempts to make some trades but you people do not understand this not a playstation its real life and you dont know i got a gun against my head when i go to the bank. Its hard.

Pillars. K bye.

 

[expy]

- We're in this for the long run
- I believe that this group of players is better than they look on paper
- I like the compete level of our new players
- I didn't want to sacrifice our future for a temporary fix
- Tomas has always been a leader on this team, and will be a huge asset at center

 

[Kimota]

Yes I asked them and they all agree under the new captain Plekanec that from now on it's better for all our players to wear purple suits and turtle necks.

BTW, why do I keep seeing publicities of half naked women?

 

[Gravity]

"This player brings a lot of intangibles. Habs fans don't know him because he played out west. Once they see him, I'm sure they'll appreciate him"

 

[Gravity]

Edit delete double post

 

[OldCraig71]

Can I win some points for guaranteeing you all that I will not be watching yet another one of his garbage press conferences?

 

[roy munson]

"Our group of defencemen is better than last year's" would be worth gold in points... a year ago

 

[Wats]

“I wanna thank Belial for always believing me
This off season was for you!”

I wish this happens.

 

[roy munson]

Can I win some points for guaranteeing you all that I will not be watching yet another one of his garbage press conferences?

I usually just read quotes about it, I seriously can't stand the sound and tone of his voice anymore.

 

[Forum93]

"Sorry guys, no-one wanted Casperetty. I tried to trow in Plexs but dese GMs dey smart guys"

 

[OldCraig71]

I usually just read quotes about it, I seriously can't stand the sound and tone of his voice anymore.

He can't be taken seriously any more, there is no point to watch him struggle through the lies and bs that he regularly spews, most of us have moved on as if he is already fired.

 

[Ihatekessel]

"Our defense is better than last years"

"We are not trading Max"

 

[Grate n Colorful Oz]

After signing a dime'o'dozen 4th line grinder UFA:

"Mr Stork was busy today"