GDT: Columbus @ Colorado, 12/31/2013, 6:00pm MT

[Mant*]

Not having a game day or pre-game thread is always a jinx around here. Here's a half-assed solution.

Go Avs, stomp the Bluejackets and their random assortment of players on various lines using our random assortment of players on various lines.

Goaltenders will be in net.
Players will be in the lineup.
Some guys are injured and won't play.
Both teams have a captain!
...but our's has the best hair.
Fishing is an important off-ice skill.


I’m not sure I like Ken Hitchcock much. Maybe it’s just his face or the way he stands with his arms crossed behind the bench. Or maybe it’s because Roy doesn’t seem to care for him either? No, it’s definitely his face.

-Kyle Keefe

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[MvpKinnon]

Automatic loss

Happy New Year!

 

[Hans Landaskog]

better late than never.

 

[Pokecheque]

Video tribute to Jax assistant coach Danny Hinote before the game.

 

[MvpKinnon]

Video tribute to Jax assistant coach Danny Hinote before the game.

Cool! I didn't even know he was coaching them

 

[Former Ladder]

Does anyone have any idea on line combos for this one? My guess is that they will stick with how they finished the Jets game and just insert Malone into the 4th line.

 

[Foppa2118]

Video tribute to Jax assistant coach Danny Hinote before the game.

Haha really? Awesome.

 

[tigervixxxen]

That's exactly it ^ (line combos)

 

[falconski]

ok, who's actually making a new years resolution...Roy did and the avs PA department hasn't shut up about it for the last 3 hours

 

[Avs71]

is there a weirder looking mascot than Boomer?

 

[Kale Makar]

We win, we're up 7 points over Dallas and Minny, and they are playing St. Louis and LA respectively. Same amount of games with Dallas and 3 games up on Minny. Now if we don't **** up (fat chance of that happening), we are in a good situation.

 

[Duchene2MacKinnon]

better late than never.

Better nate than lever.

Does anyone have any idea on line combos for this one? My guess is that they will stick with how they finished the Jets game and just insert Malone into the 4th line.

Moneybags-Duchene-notsethjones
Larsson-Notsethjones-notsethjones
notsethjones-Malkin-Downie

Notsethjones-EJ
Notsethjones-sucks
Kulikov - notsethjones


Steve
notsethjones

SEPH does it better

 

[JKinCLE]

we don't have a captain... Definitely hope to see Bordeleau drop someone tonight. Miss seeing him in Cleveland. How has he been in the bigs??

 

[pete goegan]

Jackets Lineup:

Foligno-Johansen-Umberger
Dubinsky-Anisimov-Atkinson
Jenner-Letestu-Comeau
Skille-MacKenzie-Tropp

Two second lines, two fourth lines, and no captain.

Defensive pairs:

Johnson-Tyutin
Wiznewski-Murray
Nikitin-Savard

In goal:

Curtis McIlhenny

 

[hockeyfish]

is there a weirder looking mascot than Boomer?

Is that a crippled salt shaker.

 

[freeboy]

lmao seriously Im laughing so hard Im crying

 

[tigervixxxen]

Can't do SEPH justice either but I'm bored so I'll try

Moneybags-O'Canada-McPing
Larsson-Bozak-notsethjones
Kronwall-Malkin-Downie
Lake Erie-Manchester-Sniper

No Olympics-USA
Someone old-someone from the AHL
Kulikov - notshattenkirk

Steve
Hostage

Must win tonight. I don't care who needs to leave blood out there, just get it done.

 

[JLo217]

Foligno-Johansen-Umberger
Dubinsky-Anisimov-Atkinson
Jenner-Letestu-Comeau
Skille-MacKenzie-Tropp

Two second lines, two fourth lines, and no captain.

Defensive pairs:

Johnson-Tyutin
Wiznewski-Murray
Nikitin-Savard

In goal:

Curtis McIlhenny

We're gonna get shut out.

 

[The Kingslayer]

Either way im getting hammered tonight

 

[S E P H]

Penis with a mustache and 2 eyes?

Those are tattoos and piercings on the......penis.

Love me some CC action there with Curtis McIlhenny.

Ahhh guys I am flattered!!!!!! I will do one for all tha love.

Burger Cheeks - Outdoor Network - Shavin' Gel
Stylin' Gel - Ghostbusters - Not Robin Press
Ginger Gene - Bottom 6 Gretzky - Mathieu Flamini
The Duster - Ummmm, idk - Dredger

Out for Season - Skeleton Face
Mouthguard Killer - Not Douglas Murray
"Peg Leg" Wilson - Cumiskey 2.0


Dudes I just found out some people out there in the world redid some of the classic Sonic the Hedgehog songs. Badass!

 

[Avs44]

Avs are definitely going to win this one. We will witness an inspired effort by the entire team as they steamroll the Jackets.


Haha who am I kidding. With Curtis McIlhenny in net? This is a guaranteed shutout.


Note to self: start drinking well before the travesty on ice begins.

 

[JLo217]

Love me some CC action there with Curtis McIlhenny.

Ahhh guys I am flattered!!!!!! I will do one for all tha love.

Burger Cheeks - Outdoor Network - Shavin' Gel
Stylin' Gel - Ghostbusters - Not Robin Press
Ginger Gene - Bottom 6 Gretzky - Mathieu Flamini
The Duster - Ummmm, idk - Dredger

Out for Season - Skeleton Face
Mouthguard Killer - Not Douglas Murray
"Peg Leg" Wilson - Cumiskey 2.0


Dudes I just found out some people out there in the world redid some of the classic Sonic the Hedgehog songs. Badass!

I agree! I always like seeing him. He's one of the few CC goalies to actually make it to the NHL. He was one of my favorites right after Jeff Sanger and Ryan Bach.

 

[freeboy]

shea weber on the trade block... maybe we cold trade pap and tangs? lol

 

[Lonewolfe2015]

I'm jealous of the BJ's defense. Aside from EJ and Hejda, their entire defense is better than the rest of our players. Benoit might give them a run for their money somewhere on the BJ's 3rd pairing...

 

[Pokecheque]

I'm jealous of the BJ's defense. Aside from EJ and Hejda, their entire defense is better than the rest of our players. Benoit might give them a run for their money somewhere on the BJ's 3rd pairing...