GDT: CAR@NYR; There's a game, but Zykov isn't playing. Time for Rage.

[Tryamw]

If he kept his 5-hole closed, it's a save

So he's an automatic door.

 

[Tryamw]

More beer needed.

 

[Breakdowns]

So he's an automatic door.

It actually looked like that, no shit, look at the replay again if you can, I think he tried to close his 5-hole so fast and hard that his pads just bounced back open just in time to let the puck in.

 

[Canes]

Love watching our powerplay lob unscreened muffins at the goalie

It's amazing we ever score on the powerplay at all

 

[Tryamw]

Love watching our powerplay lob unscreened muffins at the goalie

It's amazing we ever score on the powerplay at all

Hope it's Blueberry. Probably Raspberry though.

 

[Novacane]

Darling would have let that rebound in after flopping ten feet away from the crease

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

This second power play unit just makes me sad.

 

[Canes]

Hope it's Blueberry. Probably Raspberry though.

Neither. Turd muffins.

 

[AD Skinner]

Love watching our powerplay lob unscreened muffins at the goalie

It's amazing we ever score on the powerplay at all

If oly there was some mythical unicorn player who showed a propensity for scoring from in close on the power play... of course we know that's impossible, such a player has never and could never exist

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Two goals on five shots for the rangers this period. Out-f***ing-standing.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

3 goals on 14 shots.

Another solid outing by Darling.

 

[Breakdowns]

That Corsi is so sexy, tho

 

[Canes]

If oly there was some mythical unicorn player who showed a propensity for scoring from in close on the power play... of course we know that's impossible, such a player has never and could never exist

If there were a player like that I think we should call him up and send him down for seemingly no reason at all

Our player development is obviously working great

 

[A Star is Burns]

This is what happens when you make moves at the deadline. What do you mean they sold?!

 

[Breakdowns]

Faulk missed the net from between the circles - lol

 

[Tryamw]

If there were a player like that I think we should call him up and send him down for seemingly no reason at all

Our player development is obviously working great

Myth! we have no such player in our organization. Can't use a "goal" scorer. We need Offensive goal Defenders people who can't help but NOT put the puck in the back of the (opposing teams) net.

 

[My Special Purpose]

This is painful. I like Faulk. I'd like him to be a part of the solution. But it's hard to watch him right now. He's killing every play every time he touches the puck.

As a team, we try to make plays *through* opponents more than any team I've ever seen.

And still, no urgency. This team is a joke and an embarrassment.

 

[vorbis]

it’s not just that darling looks or is playing bad, he genuinely looks like he doesn’t belong on the same rink as the rest of the players. he just repeatedly makes bench-worthy misplays, as an actual habit.

 

[Canes]

Faulk missed the net from between the circles - lol

Faulk can't even play the point on an AHL PP unit at this point

He absolutely sucks at everything now. Just a bad hockey player.

 

[Tryamw]

This is painful. I like Faulk. I'd like him to be a part of the solution. But it's hard to watch him right now. He's killing every play every time he touches the puck.

As a team, we try to make plays *through* opponents more than any team I've ever seen.

And still, no urgency. This team is a joke and an embarrassment.

Faulk's been bad (tm) this year in a way I doubt ANY of us expected.

 

[My Special Purpose]

it’s not just that darling looks or is playing bad, he genuinely looks like he doesn’t belong on the same rink as the rest of the players. he just repeatedly makes bench-worthy misplays, as an actual habit.

This just isn't true. Faulk, Dahlbeck, Rask, Ryan and Nordstrom also repeatedly make "bench-worthy misplays." I'd say Darling fits right in.

 

[vorbis]

This just isn't true. Faulk, Dahlbeck, Rask, Ryan and Nordstrom also repeatedly make "bench-worthy misplays." I'd say Darling fits right in.

yea yea yea try the veal

 

[Canes]

Faulk's been bad (tm) this year in a way I doubt ANY of us expected.

Pesce or TvR need to take his minutes on the PP, and TvR needs to take his ES minutes. It can't get any worse at this point.

 

[Tryamw]

Put me on Ice I'll play just one game I'll make you all Cringe with my barely able to skate plays but I may be able to complete a pass. (This is a talent sorely lacking on the current team.)

 

[Tryamw]

Pesce or TvR need to take his minutes on the PP, and TvR needs to take his ES minutes. It can't get any worse at this point.

Bring up McKeown. Even if only for a game.