GDT: CAR-FLA part 8 (PP edition)

[spockBokk]

Doesn’t really belong in this thread, but man am I excited for Jarvis:

 

[Wolfpuck]

This is the highlight of the Panthers season. Once the Bolts take them down in 5, it’s smooth sailing to another bloated free agent signing for them.

 

[bleedgreen]

Better team won and we’re not better than these guys nearly as much as we think we are.

We didn’t belong on the ice when it mattered in the third.

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

Doesn’t really belong in this thread, but man am I excited for Jarvis:

He has 2 tonight

 

[Finlandia WOAT]

This is the highlight of the Panthers season. Once the Bolts take them down in 5, it’s smooth sailing to another bloated free agent signing for them.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Better team won and we’re not better than these guys nearly as much as we think we are.

We didn’t belong on the ice when it mattered in the third.

YER' NOT WRONG... But we are also wicked banged up and ultimately with PO COMING OUR WAY this game becomes less and less important.

 

[violaswallet]

YER' NOT WRONG... But we are also wicked banged up and ultimately with PO COMING OUR WAY this game becomes less and less important.

Counterpoint: The Canes are no longer in the Panthers’ head as much

 

[zman77]

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Counterpoint: The Canes are no longer in the Panthers’ head as much

As far as the majority of your board goes... NAH, WE STILL THERE.

 

[HisIceness]

Counterpoint: The Canes are no longer in the Panthers’ head as much

Good game boss, we may meet again but for now good luck down the stretch.

 

[Svechhammer]

Counterpoint: The Canes are no longer in the Panthers’ head as much

Counterpoint, you gave that much effort over 2 games and we still net gained a point in the standings.

 

[The Faulker 27]

Dallas will be tougher than Florida. I hope we get some healthy bodies back.

 

[violaswallet]

As far as the majority of your board goes... NAH, WE STILL THERE.

Well there’s a lot of things that live in their heads including Yandle and Matheson For me it’s just Lundell

Good game boss, we may meet again but for now good luck down the stretch.

Hopefully see you in the second round with both teams healthy

Counterpoint, you gave that much effort over 2 games and we still net gained a point in the standings.

Eh I didn’t see much apathy from the Canes Some sexual frustration by Aho that he tried to take out on Barkov but I’ve seen the girls in Carolina so can those him (I’m from a Carolina)

 

[Svechhammer]

Some sexual frustration by Aho that he tried to take out on Barkov but I’ve seen the girls in Carolina so can those him (I’m from a Carolina)

Pssh now we know you're lying. No sexual frustration when we have Marley Drug

 

[violaswallet]

Pssh now we know you're lying. No sexual frustration when we have Marley Drug

I was surprised that Chris Hanson didn’t pop up in the locker room for Aho after the third

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Well there’s a lot of things that live in their heads including Yandle and Matheson For me it’s just Lundell


Hopefully see you in the second round with both teams healthy

Eh I didn’t see much apathy from the Canes Some sexual frustration by Aho that he tried to take out on Barkov but I’ve seen the girls in Carolina so can those him (I’m from a Carolina)

COUNTERPOINT: IT'S 21ST CENTURY AND AHO WAS JUST INTERESTED IN HIS COUNTRYMAN.

 

[HisIceness]

I was surprised that Chris Hanson didn’t pop up in the locker room for Aho after the third

But he's in jail for bouncing a check. The police were all "Please take a seat over there" and he was all "I swear I thought the check was 18" and then the police said "Oh, wait what!?"

 

[chaz4hockey]

Hey 6 points in our fl trip.

That’s damn good.

The loss just doesn’t sting as much with 6 guys out tonight.

 

[violaswallet]

COUNTERPOINT: IT'S 21ST CENTURY AND AHO WAS JUST INTERESTED IN HIS COUNTRYMAN.

WHY WOULD BARKOV PICK SEBASTIAN OVER PATRIK?

one’s a tall blonde with long hair; the other’s eyes are so close that he might have fetal alcohol syndrome?

 

[Roboturner913]

his eyes evolved that way so he could more easily see his very small penis

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

WHY WOULD BARKOV PICK SEBASTIAN OVER PATRIK?

one’s a tall blonde with long hair; the other’s eyes are so close that he might have fetal alcohol syndrome?

IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT OPHTALMOBIOLOGY YOU KNOW THAT FRONT-FACING EYES ARE THE SIGN OF AN APEX PREDATOR BECAUSE IT ALLOWS THEM TO FOCUS ON THEIR TARGET.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

As far as the majority of your board goes... NAH, WE STILL THERE.

 

[Negan4Coach]

Pssh now we know you're lying. No sexual frustration when we have Marley Drug

All I know from our commercials is that the majority of hockey fans here are wife-beating drunks who can't get it up.

 

[Svechhammer]

All I know from our commercials is that the majority of hockey fans here are wife-beating drunks who can't get it up.

It's the good NC meth that does it

 

[GIN ANTONIC]

*Looks at avatar*

Yup. That pretty much sums it up.

Maybe the worst game we played all year. We scored 3 goals but at 5 on 5 we were garbage. Lazy, coasting, no fight. Team just didn’t care and Ned let in some bad goals to cancel out his good ones.

Credit to the Panthers as they worked hard, adapted and forechecked like hell.

Embarrasing as that game should have been over at 3-1. Pick your tiny dicks up off the floor and get back at it on Monday.