y2kcanucks
Le Sex God
Thank you for the kind comments.
I was starting to wonder about an exit strategy (like if he's canned, do I keep on doing them? Do I shift my sights to whoever remains?) but figured in all likelihood I'll run out of material way before then, just because there are only so many discrete events to bring up.
So either I will have to fabricate stories out of whole cloth ("Benning goes to the zoo" and such) or take it Community-style and just play around with different genres and things like with the Very Special Episodes.
Benning goes to the zoo sounds like a hilarious episode. I can't stop laughing at that.
I just picture that dumbass walking through the zoo with a bag of popcorn, staring at a gorilla, thinking we need to sign that muscular animal to mentor our youth and protect our skill players.