GDT: Canes Gone Wild

[Canes]

Hanifin the next Bobby Sanguinetti by the time this franchise is done with him

 

[Breakdowns]

Only two questions left to answer this game:
1) Will Eric get his hattrick?
2) Will Canes score one pathetic goal to not be shutout?

 

[A Star is Burns]

I think Dundon had some quote around the time that he came on to the effect of being wary of people that are always around when things go wrong, but it's never their fault. Yeah, that describes the crew in charge. At a certain point, I don't care if you are the greatest coach of all time and the most patient, smart GM ever. Results are what matter.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Darls looking great! Now that there's literally no pressure, of course.

 

[AD Skinner]

1) maybe yes
2) definitely no

 

[The Faulker 27]

Wow, glad I didn't watch this one. What the actual f*** IS this team. Why can't they just be shit enough to land a 1st or 2nd like all the other teams that aren't setting records for missing the post season. Man, that deal with the devil in 2006 is a f***ing doozy.

 

[Breakdowns]

Darls looking great! Now that there's literally no pressure, of course.

Still not able to locate the puck, but at least he is making them saves.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Only two questions left to answer this game:
1) Will Eric get his hattrick?
2) Will Canes score one pathetic goal to not be shutout?

3. Does Peters leave on the team bus or in a taxi?

 

[AD Skinner]

Peters getting fired would be the most exciting thing that's happened to the team in his tenure

 

[Breakdowns]

3. Does Peters leave on the team bus or in a taxi?

I have no faith that someone in this organization have balls to fire him tonight.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

I have no faith that someone in this organization have balls to fire him tonight.

I bet u 1 vca$h

 

[HisIceness]

Wow, glad I didn't watch this one. What the actual **** IS this team. Why can't they just be **** enough to land a 1st or 2nd like all the other teams that aren't setting records for missing the post season. Man, that deal with the devil in 2006 is a ****ing doozy.

Well there was that time in 2015 where they were the worst team in the league and were primed to land either McDavid or Eichel but they decided to go on a pointless winning streak late in the season.

Point being, it's not in their nature to pick anywhere above 5.

 

[Breakdowns]

I bet u 1 vca$h

Accepted!
If he gets fired I hope it's via uber, not even taxi

 

[My Special Purpose]

I really feel bad for John and Tripp having to polish this turd for the rest of the game.

Be prepared for a full period of Tripp wondering aloud how much the Canes miss Joakim Nordstrom.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

On the upside: my bitch is making cupcakes.

 

[Joe McGrath]

Be prepared for a full period of Tripp wondering aloud how much the Canes miss Joakim Nordstrom.

One of the true joys of watching on my iPad without sound is not ever hearing that dullard speak.

 

[bluedevil58]

Wow what a train wreck. I am numb at this point to be perfectly honest. I am sure I am not alone here...

 

[toastmasterbone]

I wonder what Dundo is thinking right now.

If there was a try-before-you-buy clause

 

[Breakdowns]

Florida tied with Tampa with 3 minutes left in 3rd

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Like, a team that gave a shit would be just beating the f*** out of somebody, right?

 

[Canes]

Even Jordan Staal has Raskitis in the offensive zone now

 

[Canes]

No physicality, huh Tripp? You mean like every time the Canes play?

 

[Breakdowns]

Tampa won in OT

 

[A Star is Burns]

Great, PDG just earned a 5 year extension

 

[Tryamw]

Not shut out that's a win right?