Injury Report: Cam Atkinson, neck surgery, December 2022

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

OCTOBER 25...

Per Philadelphia Inquirer article: Tortorella is confident Atkinson will return this season. He said Atkinson doesn’t feel comfortable getting back on the ice yet, but as soon as he does, Tortorella knows he’ll be back.

Source: Flyers winger James van Riemsdyk out indefinitely, to undergo finger surgery

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[Fight4yourRight]

How many millions do they have locked up in the infirmary now?

 

[Flyerfan4life]

How many millions do they have locked up in the infirmary now?

all of themmmm....

 

[DancingPanther]

"I don't see this being a month to month thing, but I do think he'll be back some time before April."

Do these numpties listen to themselves?

 

[Strawberry Fields]

 

[Magua]

Have we considered that Ryan Ellis awoke a great evil that awakens to feed on the life force of an NHL player each October? It first tried to feed on Couturier, but he narrowly survived.

 

[DancingPanther]

Have we considered that Ryan Ellis awoke a great evil that awakens to feed on the life force of an NHL player each October?

Eichel's surgery was actually performed by a warlock which cast the evil out of his neck, and like Voldemort attached to the back of Clarke's head. Instead of feeding on unicorn blood to keep Clarke alive, it feeds on the players who play the heaviest on the puck

 

[mize370]

Didn't I hear tortasmella say he has to go thru protocol? As in concussion? Unless I misheard. And we all know we are so good at diagnosing those!

 

[BiggE]

Per Philadelphia Inquirer article: Tortorella is confident Atkinson will return this season. He said Atkinson doesn’t feel comfortable getting back on the ice yet, but as soon as he does, Tortorella knows he’ll be back.

Source: Flyers winger James van Riemsdyk out indefinitely, to undergo finger surgery

So they’ll announce the funeral arrangements tomorrow?

Unconfirmed sources though have reported seeing Atkinson, Ellis and Jim Morrison at a Waffle House in Mobile, AL

 

[Ghosts Beer]

Didn't I hear tortasmella say he has to go thru protocol? As in concussion? Unless I misheard. And we all know we are so good at diagnosing those!

That was Tippett.

 

[ajgoal]

Have we considered that Ryan Ellis awoke a great evil that awakens to feed on the life force of an NHL player each October? It first tried to feed on Couturier, but he narrowly survived.

Ryan Elthulu?

 

[deadhead]

I told you we needed to sacrifice Taryn to whatever entity is responsible for the evil aura pervading the locker room.
Now it's too late.

 

[Flyerfan4life]

Cambo has been bitten by zombie Ellis confirmed...

 

[Curufinwe]

Country Club Cam having a nice month plus off while everyone else busts their asses.

 

[usahockey22flyers]

I wish this contract expired at the end of this year, or hell even next year

 

[DancingPanther]

I wish this contract expired at the end of this year, or hell even next year

I was told it was a great move considering the flat salary cap

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

So they’ll announce the funeral arrangements tomorrow?

Unconfirmed sources though have reported seeing Atkinson, Ellis and Jim Morrison at a Waffle House in Mobile, AL

1992. I was in Indianapolis. I figured "When in Rome do as the Romans do..." and as such I asked a cab driver to take me to the Motor Speedway. The driver said he was going on a break after my fare but asked simply if I wanted to go inside the track as he knew a security officer or whoever. And so we did, in the cab. The point of the story is to this day I am convinced the driver was a 1970 version of Jim Morrison driving that cab. He had not aged. Nothing can convince me otherwise.

 

[BernieParent]

Have we considered that Ryan Ellis awoke a great evil that awakens to feed on the life force of an NHL player each October? It first tried to feed on Couturier, but he narrowly survived.

Couturier survived by the skin of his tooth.

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

How many millions do they have locked up in the infirmary now?

I seem to recall $35 million was mentioned but let's just go with that for now.

 

[BringBackHakstol]

The mystery ailment strikes again

 

[BiggE]

1992. I was in Indianapolis. I figured "When in Rome do as the Romans do..." and as such I asked a cab driver to take me to the Motor Speedway. The driver said he was going on a break after my fare but asked simply if I wanted to go inside the track as he knew a security officer or whoever. And so we did, in the cab. The point of the story is to this day I am convinced the driver was a 1970 version of Jim Morrison driving that cab. He had not aged. Nothing can convince me otherwise.

It’s certainly a possibility. OTOH, how much weed had you smoked?

 

[deadhead]

Or what was that weed laced with?

"One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small . . ."

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

It’s certainly a possibility. OTOH, how much weed had you smoked?

None. I was the imaginary source of Ringo's "No No" song without the words "no more" necessary.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Guess once they saw that one guy could never play and still get paid they all decided to join in on the party.

 

[Larry44]

Have we considered that Ryan Ellis awoke a great evil that awakens to feed on the life force of an NHL player each October? It first tried to feed on Couturier, but he narrowly survived.

No, but I can see Ellis and Atkinson sitting side by side on recliners, playing video games and laughing: “$6 million to play NHL21! Suck that, Chuckles!”