Brooks Laich retires

[Tom Hanks]

How does he sleep at night?

 

[Bob Richards]

Fantasy leagues everywhere are in anguish now that "Dude Brooks Laich A Lady" is no longer a relevant team name.

 

[nilan30]

When I read "Brooks Laich retires", I thought is was gonna be about him helping some damsel in distress on the side of the road again.