GDT: BLUES @ JETS - Monday Oct 22, 2018 - 7pm CST - TSN3 - CILANTRO'S REVENGE

[Ippenator]

Goddamn what a GDT! Haven’t laughed like this in a while. Good job! No, in fact excellent job @Mud Turtle !

 

[Howard Chuck]

Great GDT MT! LOL..... like others, the unaltered pic of Buff got me

Really looking forward to the game tonight!

 

[Bartho]

Oh man, I lost it when I got to Morrow. Kudos to @Mud Turtle for an absolutely hilarious GDT! Go Jets Go!

 

[Babooch]

Ending with that fitness duo (names escape me)is the cherry on top. Very well done

 

[Guffman]

Is this a "Must win game" or a "Do or die game"?

No.

Why would you even ask that?

 

[Jets 31]

Sara is still cute Copp looks so realistic if i was him i'd keep that picture just to have as a warning what will happen if i don't keep active after hockey , you know like Keith Tkachuk . Great job Mud , by the way do you have Frenchie's sister's number .

 

[LucianoBorsato]

Ending with that fitness duo (names escape me)is the cherry on top. Very well done

"Bodybreak" megastars Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod

 

[Falco Lombardi]

Well well well. The Winnipeg Jets. Bet you guys are feeling pretty good about your team right? Sitting nice and pretty on top of the Central.

But you guys haven't seen a team like the Blues this year and....what? (they beat us HOW badly already?!)

Well that was a long long time ago and things have....(it was only two weeks ago?)

Well no matter! We've got a secret weapon this time that will absolutely change the game. No sir, no longer will Laine score copious amounts of goals against us.

What's that weapon? Well we....we don't actually know because..because..it's such a big secret! Yeah! Tremble in fear Jets!






P...please don't hurt us badly

 

[Mooche]

Got a feeling 55 gets it going in a big way tonight.

Jets 5-2.

 

[LucianoBorsato]

Well well well. The Winnipeg Jets. Bet you guys are feeling pretty good about your team right? Sitting nice and pretty on top of the Central.

But you guys haven't seen a team like the Blues this year and....what? (they beat us HOW badly already?!)

Well that was a long long time ago and things have....(it was only two weeks ago?)

Well no matter! We've got a secret weapon this time that will absolutely change the game. No sir, no longer will Laine score copious amounts of goals against us.

What's that weapon? Well we....we don't actually know because..because..it's such a big secret! Yeah! Tremble in fear Jets!






P...please don't hurt us badly

Well, it's not like Laine is scoring copious amounts of goals against anyone right now. We have unleashed our new secret weapons, Adam Lowry and Josh Morissey!

 

[Kaako Kappo]

Got a feeling 55 gets it going in a big way tonight.

Jets 5-2.

Repeat this enough and eventually you'll be right.

 

[Falco Lombardi]

Well, it's not like Laine is scoring copious amounts of goals against anyone right now. We have unleashed our new secret weapons, Adam Lowry and Josh Morissey!

Adam Lowry is an excellent name for a secret weapon. I actually went to high school with three Adam Lowry's and none of them were athletic in the slightest!

 

[castle]

Great pics. More-I-see more-I-eat!

FYI,

It’s Fortnite, not fortnight

 

[Pongs21]

Too much Gondala pizza..****ing cilantro, thanks Obama.

 

[McDLT]

Death to cilantro. Go Jets!

 

[Gil Fisher]

Myers, Wheeler, Byfuglien, Scheifele and Trouba have 24 minor penalties this year, while the rest of the team have committed 8 in total. Myers has 7 and drawn 0. At least Wheeler is 6 taken versus 4 drawn.

The "aggression" line of Tanev, Copp, Lowry has one between them.

Can't wait for the Poolman-Niku era to begin.

Also, Ehlers has taken one and drawn four. So for every penalty he takes, he gets us approximately one goal. Clearly he should take more.

 

[jefferoni]

OMG @Mud Turtle, I'm absolutely speechless... and not just because I'm still laughing!
This GDT is an instant classic. Bravo, Sir!

 

[Ducky10]

Repeat this enough and eventually you'll be right.

Because it' such a stretch that Scheifele might get it going...…..yeah ok.

 

[Mooche]

Repeat this enough and eventually you'll be right.

Well, I can't depend on you to spice up the lines anytime soon, Paul.

So this is my only hope.

GJG.

 

[sipowicz]

Perfect game for Ehlers, Schief and Wheeler to rejoin the team!

 

[CaptainChef]

Ok, this gets my vote for GDT of the year, for sure!! Could not stop laughing.

 

[Lowered Expectations]

Brilliant work @Mud Turtle ! I wonder if the next step will the the fat sisters?!?

 

[JohnStaymoose]

Well done Mud! Had a few laugh out loud moments while reading.

I think St Louis comes out hard especially after the last time we played them, they out shot us by a fair margin and if it wasn't for Helle we could have easily lost that game. St Louis is better than their record indicates, we need to bring that important A-Game tonight if we want to pull out a solid win. I'd love to see less rubber sent Helle's way today as we have been getting out shot on a consistent basis. Go Jets Go!

 

[Howard Chuck]

Myers, Wheeler, Byfuglien, Scheifele and Trouba have 24 minor penalties this year, while the rest of the team have committed 8 in total. Myers has 7 and drawn 0. At least Wheeler is 6 taken versus 4 drawn.

The "aggression" line of Tanev, Copp, Lowry has one between them.

Can't wait for the Poolman-Niku era to begin.

Also, Ehlers has taken one and drawn four. So for every penalty he takes, he gets us approximately one goal. Clearly he should take more.

It should be no secret to the team, that quickness and moving your feet will cause you to NOT take a penalty and probably draw one. Coasting and refusing to take that extra step will cause you to hook, slash and trip.

 

[Skidooboy]

Quietly waiting for the whole "cilantro" thing to die the horrible horrible death it deserves.
It's called pot just say it. Now that's it's legal its even less funny than it was before, which was "not at all".

good photoshopping tho.