Ace Rimmer
Stoke me a clipper.
HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA, LATE GAME
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 2, 2013
These are the Flames I Know
These are the Flames I know, I know
These are the Flames I know
These are the Flames I know, I know
These are the Flames I know
Jarome Iginla
He shops in my dad's store
He's played here for 16 years
He'll probably play here for more
These are the Flames I know, I know
These are the Flames I know
These are the Flames I know, I know
These are the Flames I know
Mark Giordano
He started here in two thousand six
He resembles Mister Bean
And his ATB commercial is sick
These are the Flames I know, I know
These are the Flames I know
These are the Flames I know, I know
These are the Flames I know
Some of them are Future Flames
[But most of us are just Flames]
They all have their own hands
But they come from different moms
These are the Flames I know, I know
These are the FlamesI know
These are the Flames I know, I know
These are the Flames I know
Johnny Gaudreau
Man, this cat can play
He weighs almost 150 pounds
And delivers his research papers on time
These are the Flames I know, I know
These are the Flames I know
These are the Flames I know, I know
These are the Flames I know
Roman Červenka
I hardly know him
...
[awkward pause]
These are the Flames I know, I know
These are the Flames I know
These are the Flames I know, I know
These are the Flames I know
We are the Flames he knows, he knows
We are the Flames he knows
We are the Flames he knows, he knows
We are the Flames he knows
Some of us them are Future Flames
But most of us are just Flames
We all have our own hands
But we come from different moms
These are the Flames I know, I know
[Flames: We are the Flames he knows, he knows]
[All: These are the Flames]
PREVIEW: http://flames.nhl.com/club/preview.htm?id=2012020116
WATCH: http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockeynightincanada/ (or www.atdhe.eu)
LISTEN: http://player.rogersradio.ca/cfac/on_air
These are the Blackhawks, whom I do not know.
Saad - Toews - Hossa
Sharp - Bolland - Kane
Bickell - Shaw - Stalberg
Mayers - Krüger - Frolik
Keith - Seabrook
Hjalmarsson - Oduya
Leddy - Rozsival
Crawford
Emery <-- gets the start
(courtesy: Yahoo sports, so the lineupmight will be wrong)
WATCH: http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockeynightincanada/ (or www.atdhe.eu)
LISTEN: http://player.rogersradio.ca/cfac/on_air
These are the Blackhawks, whom I do not know.
Saad - Toews - Hossa
Sharp - Bolland - Kane
Bickell - Shaw - Stalberg
Mayers - Krüger - Frolik
Keith - Seabrook
Hjalmarsson - Oduya
Leddy - Rozsival
Crawford
Emery <-- gets the start
(courtesy: Yahoo sports, so the lineup
Expected Flames lineup: (lines 2-4 subject to change after Hartley pulls names from the fireman's helmet)
Hudler - Stajan - Cervenka
Cammalleri - Tanguay - Iginla
Glencross - Backlund - Stempniak
Jones - Begin - Comeau(?)
Bouwmeester - Giordano
Wideman - Brodie
Smith - Buttler
Kipper
Hudler - Stajan - Cervenka
Cammalleri - Tanguay - Iginla
Glencross - Backlund - Stempniak
Jones - Begin - Comeau(?)
Bouwmeester - Giordano
Wideman - Brodie
Smith - Buttler
Kipper
(Kipper allegedly tried to commit suicide after the last game by jumping in front of a bus, but it went between his legs)
Chicago played last night, and lost in a shootout. They remain undefeated in regulation. Therefore....
Chicago played last night, and lost in a shootout. They remain undefeated in regulation. Therefore....
Well ladies and gentlemen, there's your game day thread. It is awful, as promised.
I'm exhausted - these are too much work. I'm also lazy, which doesn't help.
I leave you with this. A random Chicago joke courtesy of the internet.
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Grant Park when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. "Hawks Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Hawks fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Chicago I just assumed you were," said the reporter and he starts writing again. "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack."
"I'm not an Bears fan either," the boy said.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Bears or the Black Hawks. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm from San Fransisco, I'm a 49er's fan," the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little ******* From San Fransisco Kills Beloved Family Pet."
On that note, Go 49ers!
and
GO FLAMES GO!
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