Salming.
No really it's true. He came to our hockey camp one time when i was like 11 years old. He was looking the other way, talking to some parrents or coaches or some ****. So i sneaked up on him from behind, pulled the puck through his legs, bounced it of the boards and skated down the ice to put it in the empty net.
But when i turned arround to face the thunderous roar of the crown i realized. They wern't even ****ing WATCHING! And the other eleven year olds were off wrestling in a pile on the other side of the rink.
This was after a practice.
EDIT: I should also add, that after this huge dissapointment i came back arround but never went on to acchieve anything in hockey.