Best Beer League names

[OpenIceHit42]

Mexican Army (yes there was a team in one of our roller leagues that had 5 brothers who were Mexican)
Moose Knuckles
Puck My Life
Puckers
Swamp Donkeys

 

[Siamese Dream]

I didn't know where else to put this, I thought since it's the beer league thread it would suit well:

 

[MrKabukiman]

Theres a local car magnate in the Boston area who sponsors a team. His name is Ernie Boch. The team name?

Boch's Liquors

heh

 

[flyersguy33*]

Morning Sherwood's

 

[rinkrat22]

Theres a local car magnate in the Boston area who sponsors a team. His name is Ernie Boch. The team name?

Boch's Liquors

heh

pronounced box?

 

[cptjeff]

A women's team where I used to play used "Hookers". Popular on the women's side I'm sure, but still worth a mention.

 

[Ozz]

pronounced box?

What else do you figure?

 

[nullterm]

Prestige World Wide, saw this one on the boards for a Men's league in Winnipeg. Got to love Step Brothers.

I played one summer on the Channel 4 News Team. Gotta love Ron Burgundy.

 

[rinkrat22]

What else do you figure?

well I'm not the smartest sooo, wanted to make sure it was what I thought

 

[GOBLUES4257]

dekes of hazzard

 

[mizzoublues29]

We used Hansen's Predators last summer. We all got a kick out of it, not sure how many other teams got it

 

[Lukko4]

Looking at my teams' scoresheets over the years (we've played for 6 years), some of the more memorable ones:

Missionaries - Their logo was stick figures doing it...
Flaming Butt Nuggets - Logo was a flaming turd on the toilet...
Powerplayboys
Nihilists - They didn't really believe in logos on their uniforms...
Dicks - They had Anaheim Ducks uniforms, with one letter changed....and one game actually had a mascot, a guy in a 7 foot tall penis costume!

 

[Ozz]

Nihilists - They didn't really believe in logos on their uniforms...
Dicks - They had Anaheim Ducks uniforms, with one letter changed....and one game actually had a mascot, a guy in a 7 foot tall penis costume!

 

[Lukko4]

That was their uniforms! lol! And they seriously played like it too!

 

[GmC]

Chinese Take Out

 

[Wease]

My brother played against a team called the "Gay Squirrels" and their logo was a squirrel with a stick up its butt...

 

[Wease]

I didn't know where else to put this, I thought since it's the beer league thread it would suit well:

Do you have a full size of this somewhere?

 

[650X2]

We have at our rink
Tyutin in the Staal
Ice Holes
Victorious Secret
Flaming Mullets

Nothing to crazy..

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

The Dusters

 

[Casey44]

I've been thinking of starting a team called Stoned Cold and the jerseys would be a slight greener version of the maple leafs jersey

 

[Owen Wilson]

My hockey team is the Thundercats

Not hockey, but my softball teams are Roast Beef Sandwiches and Statutory Apes

 

[Ozz]

Statutory Apes

TBDM reference?

 

[salty justice]

One of the better team names in my league is Guns and Hoses.

A bunch of cops and firemen so yea they are dicks.

 

[rinkrat22]

One of the better team names in my league is Guns and Hoses.

A bunch of cops and firemen so yea they are dicks.

aren't we all

 

[triggrman]

My last 2 teams

Frayed Knots

and

Cobra Kai