Best Beer League names

Ozz

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I looked at my rink's schedules, here are the best ones I found other than what I mentioned earlier:

Ankle Benders
Scared Shotless
Pucksuckers
LOLler Skates
Slot Rockets
 

Rangerfans

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I looked at my rink's schedules, here are the best ones I found other than what I mentioned earlier:

Ankle Benders
Scared Shotless
Pucksuckers
LOLler Skates
Slot Rockets

Some of those are great. I also like "Therapist" with a capital R. Lol
 

Ozz

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Some of those are great. I also like "Therapist" with a capital R. Lol

That one got a laugh out of me as well. A few seasons ago one team was called "Trbl" and their logo was Charles Barkley's head. Another has Ron Burgundy and they're called "I'm Kind of a Big Deal".
 

ponder

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Heh, Peter North Stars is awesome! Some good ones from another forum:

Easton Fection
The Mighty Drunks
The Master Skaters
Skateful Dead
Hatrick Swayze
 

Trojan35

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My favs at our Rink:
Smell the Glove
Inglewood Jacks
Peter North Stars
Don't Toews Me Bro
U.S. eh
HELLACopters
Usual Suspects
Army of Darkness

and ones that others love:
Fighting Ice Cocks
Mooseknuckles
Dunder Mifflin
Angry Beavers
Benders
Time Lords
3rd Line Scrubs
 

TannerGlass

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My team name is the Pylons for pure irony. Came into the league and won the championship in our inaugural season.
 

RandV

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My favs at our Rink:
Smell the Glove
Inglewood Jacks
Peter North Stars
Don't Toews Me Bro
U.S. eh
HELLACopters
Usual Suspects
Army of Darkness

and ones that others love:
Fighting Ice Cocks
Mooseknuckles
Dunder Mifflin
Angry Beavers
Benders
Time Lords
3rd Line Scrubs

I play on a Beavers team except our Beaver isn't angry, it's on fire: the Burnin Beavers!

Other than us nothing really noteworthy in our league, though in the senior women's division I really like the Stanley Cupcakes.
 

leer2006

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Prestige World Wide, saw this one on the boards for a Men's league in Winnipeg. Got to love Step Brothers.
 
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Ozz

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There's an Angry Beavers and Prestige Worldwide over here too. Funny how the same things get around so much
 

rahzar

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a team in our league is called 'Drew Peacocks'.
always good for a laugh.
 

ArrogantOwl

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I've been partial to the White Russians, except everyone adds "ov" to the end of their last name.
 

jorbjorb

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wow lol
 

goalie29

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My house league puts us on teams and gives us generic one-colour jerseys. Every year the fun teams give themselves a nickname. Blue Team this year call themselves Blue Balls. Which is funny given that it's a women's league.


Other than us nothing really noteworthy in our league, though in the senior women's division I really like the Stanley Cupcakes.
Great name, and I love their logo, too! I coached against them in a tournament this year. A fun bunch.
 

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