Proposal: BANTER THREAD! Calling all photoshop artists MiG, Bloumeister, Seb, etc Get in here!!

[WhiskeySeven*]

It's the playoffs and we're not facing the insecure Leafs fanbase (GoT equivalent: Greyjoys - haven't had playoffs for so long they don't know what to do with it) or the scummy Bruins (GoT equivalent: Lannisters - In control, powerful but totally into themselves) - we're facing the milquetoast Ottawa Senators and their surprisingly arrogant fanbase.

I've already started by making fun of the "gladiator" but we need some photoshops and good, funny banter to shoot back and forth. Paul Martin looks like a walrus, no one's ever heard of half their team (Condra? Gryba? Lundin?), Erik Karlsson being up for every award, Chris Neil, their GM sounds like Sylvester J. p***ycat, Ottawa is a boring town, etc.

Hopefully the mods don't get all "Ron" on my "Don"

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[Tabarouette]

inb4 white knights fighting for the "we have to be gentleman" order AKA the no fun allowed brigade

 

[PricePkPatch*]

We need a picture of Maple Leaves getting flushed down the toilet

 

[Gros Bonhomme]

something kanata

inb4 white knights fighting for the "we have to be gentleman" order AKA the no fun allowed brigade

lol

 

[Et le But]

It's the playoffs and we're not facing the insecure Leafs fanbase (GoT equivalent: Greyjoys - haven't had playoffs for so long they don't know what to do with it) or the scummy Bruins (GoT equivalent: Lannisters - In control, powerful but totally into themselves) - we're facing the milquetoast Ottawa Senators and their surprisingly arrogant fanbase.

This is surprisingly accurate.

So what does that make the Sens, Tullys? Completely forgettable and surrounded by the enemy?

 

[Strik_IX]

I'd pay to hear Murray say "Suffering succotash!!!"

 

[Bob b smith]

It's harder than vs the Bruins or Leafs, where the banter writes itself... Most Sens don't court controversy. Chris Neil is an obvious target. Spezza isn't playing...

 

[Ghetto Sangria]

This is surprisingly accurate.

So what does that make the Sens, Tullys? Completely forgettable and surrounded by the enemy?

They are totally the tullys! Good reference.

Now that ottawa fans will see at least 4 straight games of montreal, they'll witness what a real danish nhler plays like

 

[Lshap]

Honestly, I can't work up any hostility against the Sens or their fans. I like the team and the city.

But if things change - and they always do - my Photoshop brain will come up with something...

(I already had a great one planned for the Leafs if we met them)

 

[Bob b smith]

Honestly, I can't work up any hostility against the Sens or their fans. I like the team and the city.

But if things change - and they always do - my Photoshop brain will come up with something...

(I already had a great one planned for the Leafs if we met them)

Usually things start going off the rails with unsavory clippings or comments in the media. See Letang, Mike Green or Bruce Boudreau...

 

[That Habs Fan]

 

[Seb]

 

[Ghetto Sangria]

Chris Kneel

 

[That Habs Fan]

son.

 

[Jee]

 

[Account Terminated]

inb4 white knights fighting for the "we have to be gentleman" order AKA the no fun allowed brigade

You should check my avatar bet thread and see all the fun everyone is having there...

 

[PricerStopDaPuck]

Chris Kneel

Teach me how to hockey?

 

[WhiskeySeven*]

Attaboy, perfect!

You guys should see the playoff board, I've been trying to set the tone but no one's biting

Didn't take long for people to try and discredit the other team's success or players.

I would hope the habs don't underestimate Ottawa as some are doing here. Same applies to the other side but I would hope they do underestimate them obviously.

You're the worst at banter, why do you do this to my efforts

 

[Drunk World Order]

For those who have artistic talents I have a challenge for you. My idea came from a kitten looking in the mirror and the mirror showing the reflection of a Lion...Well can someone do one with Gallagher looking in the mirror and the reflection showing a Jacked Gladiator or Spartan?

 

[LyricalLyricist]

Attaboy, perfect!

You guys should see the playoff board, I've been trying to set the tone but no one's biting



You're the worst at banter, why do you do this to my efforts

I just saw this.

 

[Stephpa10]

the face on Alfredsson says it all, that intro was the worst off all time. We teased a co-worker for years, everytime he would say something bad about the habs we would send him an email of this

It's the playoffs and we're not facing the insecure Leafs fanbase (GoT equivalent: Greyjoys - haven't had playoffs for so long they don't know what to do with it) or the scummy Bruins (GoT equivalent: Lannisters - In control, powerful but totally into themselves) - we're facing the milquetoast Ottawa Senators and their surprisingly arrogant fanbase.

I've already started by making fun of the "gladiator" but we need some photoshops and good, funny banter to shoot back and forth. Paul Martin looks like a walrus, no one's ever heard of half their team (Condra? Gryba? Lundin?), Erik Karlsson being up for every award, Chris Neil, their GM sounds like Sylvester J. p***ycat, Ottawa is a boring town, etc.

Hopefully the mods don't get all "Ron" on my "Don"

 

[Prairie Habs]

This is surprisingly accurate.

So what does that make the Sens, Tullys? Completely forgettable and surrounded by the enemy?

Arryns. Except instead of an impenetrable mountain to sit atop of they sit atop their "well if we were healthy all year" excuse. Also Karlsson kinda has that weird breastfed-until-he-was-seven look.

 

[Bob b smith]

As expected, the Leafs and Bruins series is degenerating faster than ours....


"kessel preparing for the playoffs."

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[Pierre Dagenais]

Someone photoshop Erik Karlsson with the Norris trophy. He hasn't ever won it, has he??

 

[That Habs Fan]

actually reports last year were wrong, he didn't win the norris, he just met The Norris