#Bagelgate: Bagels Bread Sliced

[BigMac1212]

Nice job, St. Louis. Now we have ways of posting pictures of bizarre ways of eating foods.

I can't wait to see where this thread goes.

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[Sega Dreamcast]

I think they look delicious. They're like bagel chips, just not second-cooked.

f*** the bagel snobs acting like there's only way to eat a bagel.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It reminds me of that time RayP bought a square-cut pizza and everybody lost their minds.

 

[valeriammm]

My only concern is that I like a f*** ton of creme cheese on my bagel and having smaller slices of bagel wont allow me to maximize me creme cheese gains

 

[LarryFisherman]

My only concern is that I like a **** ton of creme cheese on my bagel and having smaller slices of bagel wont allow me to maximize me creme cheese gains

that is wholly and unequivocally untrue on every measurable level.

if anything, you might gain some structural rigidity with shorter stubbier pieces that allow you to pile on more cream cheese per bite than ever before.

 

[mackelroy]

that boy ain't right

 

[valeriammm]

that is wholly and unequivocally untrue on every measurable level.

if anything, you might gain some structural rigidity with shorter stubbier pieces that allow you to pile on more cream cheese per bite than ever before.

Sir? Sir? Are you alright? Now I aint no mathematician but your numbers sound real wrong

 

[LarryFisherman]

Sir? Sir? Are you alright? Now I aint no mathematician but your numbers sound real wrong

incorrect

 

[JMCx4]

My only concern is that I like a **** ton of creme cheese on my bagel and having smaller slices of bagel wont allow me to maximize me creme cheese gains

Slather your cream cheese on one slice, and put another slice on top. Cream cheese sandwich!

 

[valeriammm]

Slather your cream cheese on one slice, and put another slice on top. Cream cheese sandwich!

Innovation. Thank you for your service and commitment to science and mankind.

 

[JMCx4]

Innovation. Thank you for your service and commitment to science and mankind.

I'm from St. Louis. We've beta tested this bread-sliced bagel thing for the benefit of others. We're naturally generous people.

 

[HisIceness]

that boy ain't right

"Bobby, I got propane in my urethra"

 

[RayP]

It reminds me of that time RayP bought a square-cut pizza and everybody lost their minds.

You have Marcos pizza by you, right? They have a square cut option on their website, so obviously I selected it. This is what I got.

 

[JMCx4]

You have Marcos pizza by you, right? They have a square cut option on their website, so obviously I selected it. This is what I got.

St. Louis has a pizza chain called Imo's, whose product slogan is: "The Square Beyond Compare." I now think they should surrender that slogan to your Marco's.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You have Marcos pizza by you, right? They have a square cut option on their website, so obviously I selected it. This is what I got.

I can taste the sadness and disappointment from here

 

[BigMac1212]

You have Marcos pizza by you, right? They have a square cut option on their website, so obviously I selected it. This is what I got.

I don't want to know who thought that cutting was acceptible.