Just got the best spam email of all time.
Subject line: "Toenail Fungus Ruined My Life Until I Found This".
I guess I should open it post haste....
I checked my trash folder the other day and had gotten some "FBI email" from like Turkey, (which I guess is a widespread scam attempt) and it was written
sooo god damn badly. It said I had won some lottery and there was like a scam and the FBI had recovered my winnings and now the FBI were going to, I guess, wire me 8 million dollars.
The dude was trying to sound official of course, like the FBI might, and doing that they absolutely butchered the English language. First of all, this one sentence was five rows long on my laptop, but here's some of it:
", we want to let you know that one of the bank worker where your fund was deposited arrange with his friend to come as the owner of the E-mail that won the prize which they claim your fund, but now your fund has been recovered from them and the people that claim your fund has been arrested" End of the sentence, no full stop.
Oh, good thing you emailed me,
the FBI. Hey, only send this to the Nordics if you finished elementary school.